159 - Total Idiots At Work

159 - Total Idiots At Work

Welcome back, we have a great show for you today, because we are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe! There’s more drunken stories from each of your hosts. Maybe some of you have been in similar situations. You’ll have to listen to find out. Play along with the Would You Rathers, including Samurai Chatter. It’s all fun and games. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it. (00:52) – “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway. (2:09) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #59? Jack Hamm? Tony Sanchez?(6:05) - @NewScientist Magazine Headlines:1. A sauna may reduce your dimension risk. 2. Red light therapy could decelerate cognitive decline.3. Quantum mechanics says reality isn’t as solid as we think it is.(8:32) – Prince Huckamuck’s brother is not as willing to make amends as other members of the royal family.(9:25) – Tiny wusses out on going to the Machine Head concert even after hearing from the band. (11:14) – Surveys are up on the website and Facebook page, head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com to cast your votes.(14:47) – Dear Tiny(18:30) – Drunks telling drunken stories for your pleasure.(29:43) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week1. A startup tech firm is looking for 10 masturbation consultants to test company products. 2. An English man wanted to raise prostate cancer awareness by pulling a 2-ton Renault Cleo by his genitals and setting himself on fire.3. Rasputin’s holy relic phallus determined to be nothing more than a dried sea cucumber. (35:25) – The Movie Game(39:47) – The Music Game(42:38) – Argy Bargy(45:02) – Would You Rather. Dylan Drey vs. Laura Jarrett (The Today Show)(51:37) – Samurai Chatter1. Would you rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or have to dry yourself with paper towels every time you shower? 2. Same pay, would you rather be a Fishing Boat Captain or a Fitness Club Manager? 3. Would you rather have beers with Mister Rogers or Larry of the 3 Stooges? 4. You’re on a raft, but you can only save one; Uncle Fester, Cousin It, or Grandpa Munster?5. Groucho Marx quote

158 - Warm Yard Beers With A Side of Cork

Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast in the northern hemisphere. This week, you’ll want to hear more drunk stories from your hosts. And there’s more where that came from, too! Plenty of Would You Rather’s in Samurai Chatter and much, much more. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it. https://youtu.be/rgiWNUzq8IU [https://youtu.be/rgiWNUzq8IU] (1:07) – “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra (2:27) – Podcast Numerology. Who is the best to ever wear #58? (5:34) @NewScientist Magazine Headlines: 1. The universe may not be as simple as it appears. 2. Using T cells for autoimmune disease is working better than first thought. 3. In coral reef, there was not as much bleaching as anticipated. (7:31) – Coach recaps his most recent trip to Kent including the Pool Tournament of Champions at his favorite bar, Dominick’s. (10:23) – Keep it in the family. (11:12) – Survey reviews and website discussion. (14:00) – Dear Tiny (16:48) – More tales of drunkenness from the dive bar. (27:31) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week (31:25) – The Movie Game (35:41) – The Music Game (38:00) – Argy Bargy (39:39) – Hell’s Half Acre. Zara Larsson vs. Redneck Ronda (47:10) – Samurai Chatter 1. What memory brings you tears of joy? 2. Where do you find peace? 3. What do you keep postponing? 4. It’s your last day on earth and you can make one phone call, who do you call? 5. Steven Wright quote

157 - Idiots At Work

Tune in this week to hear Coach’s speech as his brother, Dick, is inducted into the Alle-Kiski Valley Sports Hall of Fame. Your hosts also get back to their unique drunken stories never before told on air. There’s new seasons of the Movie and Music Games. For Samurai Chatter, coming off last week’s show where a man tried to trade in his ex-wife for a fishing boat at aBass Pro Shop, we ask our divorced listeners what that would trade in for their ex’s. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.  https://youtu.be/REBd0vKBALU [https://youtu.be/REBd0vKBALU]  (1:06) – “I don’t have a drinking problem. Except when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits (1:21) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athleteto wear the number 57? Zach Duke? John Smiley? (4:19) – The show is a fan of Brittney Spears. (6:37) – Prince Huckamuck is back in the news. This timefor the cost of the Invictus Games. (7:44) – The Prince of Pittsburgh and Tiny give their recaps of the Hall of Fame banquet as a setup to the actual speech video. Adds some flavor to the evening. (14:36) – Dick DeVenzio HOF Induction Speech (20:09) – Dear Tiny, I’m a senior woman. Five years ago,I married a man I’ve known for many years. He no longer finds me desirable in any way. What should I do? (24:05) – More drunken stories from your hosts. (34:31) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts ofthe Week 1. An Indian man resorts to extreme measures to access his money at the bank. 2. Spain’s most famous bull fighter came out of retirement for a recent festival. He was rewarded for his efforts by beinggored in his rectum. 3. An Australian woman fell into a portable bathroom facility and was rescued approximately four hours later by a passerby. (39:50) – The Movie Game (43:50) – The Music Game (46:58) – Argy Bargy (48:58) – Would You Rather. Tate McRae vs. Zara Larsson (55:03) – Samurai Chatter 1. What would you be willing to trade for your ex? 2. Yogi Berra quote

153 - Boom or Bust

Here to help you with your NFL Draft hangover, we are PGH Dive Bar talk, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. How many of you attended this year’s draft? Awesome. This week, find out if you possess the traits of a rude person, or compare your results to Tiny’s. We have Would You Rather where it’s Adele vs. Zendaya, loser will take part in next week’s Hell’s Half Acre. And in Samurai Chatter, it’s up close and personal WYR with your hosts. Tune in and tell ‘em where you got it. (1:16) – “Too much of anything is bad, but too much whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain(2:06) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite to wear #53? Maurkice Pouncey? Bob Matheson? Don Drysdale?(6:29) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:1. Sperm whales help each other give birth.2. Are we evolving to be more stupid?3. The male G spot isn’t where we thought it was. (7:56) – People Magazine vote Anne Hathaway most beautiful. (8:56) – 2026 NFL Draft recap.(10:50) – The first day of class battle of attrition with the girls in class. Happens at the gym too!(12:28) – Head over to the website or Facebook to participate in the new surveys that are out, www.pghdivebartalk.com. (14:59) – Dear Tiny1. I gave my wife a honey-do list and I’m not happy with the results, what did I do wrong?2. My wife cannot make up her mind, what should I do?3. Help me help this woman I just met who’s down on her luck. (19:36) – Seven reasons people are considered rude according to psychologists…and then seven more reasons according to the Prince of Pittsburgh.(23:11) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week1. Workers at an Amazon factory in Oregon were told to ignore the dead body of co-worker who collapsed and died on the job. Employees said they were forced to work around the dead body for more than an hour. 2. The Ugandan defense chief wanted compensated after helping Turkey. He asked for $1.0 Billion and the best-looking woman in the country to be his wife. 3. In Jerome, Missouri, a truck crashed into a ravine carrying tofu. Due to insurance issues, the cleanup was delayed for two weeks all while the bean curd ripened and rotted. (29:15) – The Movie Game(33:19) – The Music Game(37:23) – Argy Bargy(40:07) – Would You Rather. Adele or Zendaya(46:33) – Samurai Chatter1. What talent are you not using?2. What would you do if you had infinite time?3. If life was like a movie, how would your story end?4. What do you dream about?5. Yogi Berra quote

152 - The Hot Chick Table

Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, we hope you have some fun. Join us as we recap last week’s Beer Night. This week, it’s Amusing Buffoonery turn in the rotation, but be mindful, it’san X-rated edition. Put the kids to bed first. We kick off a new season of the Movie and Music games where we continue the Sequel and Sounds theme. So be sure to help with our organic discoverability and tell ‘em where you got.    (00:58) – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’ll feel all day.” – Dean Martin (1:23) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athlete to wear #52? Mike Webster? Ray Lewis? (3:43) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines: 1.  Single-celled organisms show surprising levels of intelligence. 2. Weirdo reptile went from four legs to two in adolescence. 3.  To live a meaningful life, take a look at cows. (5:55) – Prince Huckamuck and Mehgan went to Australia…alone…again… (6:48) – The Prince attended a seminar this week. Hear the good, the bad and the ugly of rheumatology. (9:49) – Beer Night recap. Tiny gets rubbed the wrong way by the table of hot chicks. Who do you agree with more? (13:30) – Coach has the Amish logging his property and he thinks he’s found his calling in life…driving the Amish to and from work. (14:40) – When the Prince attended Planet Fitness, and he noticed the women there wanted to be judged even though it’s a ‘judge free zone’. (16:03) – New surveys are up. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com [http://www.pghdivebartalk.com] or our Facebook page to participate this week. Don’t be like Tiny. (19:11) – Dear Tiny. The good, the bad and the Abby (27:00) – Amusing Buffoonery. X-rated edition. (33:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week 1.  A woman testified in court via Zoom. She was caught lying when the judge asked if she was driving while testifying and replied ‘no’. 2.  A city council woman was thrown out of her political party because she used AI to alter her political photo. 3.  A supermarket worker in Scotland incorrectly ordered 38,000 bananas and couldn’t be returned. The store invited schools and community groups to come get a free box. (38:24) – The Movie Game (43:23) – The Music Game (46:47) – Argy Bargy (48:21) – Hell’s Half Acre. Pam Bondi vs. Rumeysa Gelgi (world’s tallest woman) (53:45) – Samurai Chatter 1.   Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature? 2.  Pay being the same, would you rather be a bricklayer or a bus driver? 3.  You absolutely need a ride. Your two choices are Tiger Woods or Britney Spears. Which one is driving? 4.  You can only save one; Charlie Sheen, SpongeBob SquarePants, or Aaron Judge? 5.  Rodney Dangerfield quote