Seltzer Death Match

'Twas the jam before Jam-mas, when all through the jam / Not a jam was jamming, not even a jam; / The jam were jam by the jam with jam, / Jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam. It's the grand finale of "Little French Jelly Death Match" and today Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the twenty-fourth of 23 jams and 1 honey, and then never eat jam ever again. Merry Christmas and thanks for joining us on this delightful journey! CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 6-day jampion 2. Strawberry Star Anise (65) 3. Orange Cinnamon (63) 4. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #4 4. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #4 6. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 7. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #7 7. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #7 9. Apricot Peach (45) 10. Cherry Elderflower (44) 11. Strawberry Verbena (43) 12. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #12 12. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #12 12. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #12 17. Peach Mint (40) 18. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 19. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 20. Mango Raspberry Lime (32) -- tie at #20 20. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) -- tie at #20 22. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

I'm going to be quite honest. Mango Raspberry Lime? What are we doing here? On this, the eve of Christmas Eve? This couldn't have come earlier in the calendar? Who's programming this thing? What's happening? If this were the AV Club, you'd be getting a C-, Bonne Maman. Step it up. Anyway, "Little French Jelly Death Match" is almost over, and before this feed reverts back to seltzer stuff Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk are trying the twenty-third of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 5-day jampion 2. Strawberry Star Anise (65) 3. Orange Cinnamon (63) 4. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #4 4. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #4 6. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 7. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #7 7. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #7 9. Apricot Peach (45) 10. Cherry Elderflower (44) 11. Strawberry Verbena (43) 12. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #12 12. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #12 12. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #12 17. Peach Mint (40) 18. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 19. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 20. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 21. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

First, a jellyfish fact has washed up on the beach of this podcast. After we have some fun learning about marine biology, we try some more jam because that's all we do or have ever done with our lives. Time is running out to be named the best jam before Christmas! And today, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk dive into the twenty-second of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 4-day jampion 2. Orange Cinnamon (63) 3. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #3 3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #3 5. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 6. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #6 6. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #6 8. Apricot Peach (45) 9. Cherry Elderflower (44) 10. Strawberry Verbena (43) 11. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #11 11. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #11 11. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #11 11. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #11 11. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #11 16. Peach Mint (40) 17. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 18. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 19. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 20. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

The font size has never been smaller as Bonne Maman throws every fucking ingredient it has into one jam. The end is near and they need to clear out the pantry, plus all the jams have been good lately, so let's cut them some slack. In this episode, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the twenty-first of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 3-day jampion 2. Orange Cinnamon (63) 3. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #3 3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #3 5. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 6. Fig Cardamom (47) 7. Apricot Peach (45) 8. Cherry Elderflower (44) 9. Strawberry Verbena (43) 10. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #10 10. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #10 10. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #10 10. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #10 10. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #10 15. Peach Mint (40) 16. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 17. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 18. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 19. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

Why is Christmas in December? We'll clear that up. And then... the return of Mirabelle Plum! The return of spice! Could this team-up skyrocket to the top of the charts? Find out as "Little French Jelly Death Match" continues -- a podcast no one asked for, but Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk are making anyway. It's the twentieth of 23 jams and 1 honey, and oh boy, we can hear the sleigh bells already. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 2-day jampion 2. Orange Cinnamon (63) 3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) 4. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 5. Fig Cardamom (47) 6. Apricot Peach (45) 7. Cherry Elderflower (44) 8. Strawberry Verbena (43) 9. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #9 9. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #9 9. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #9 9. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #9 9. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #9 14. Peach Mint (40) 15. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 16. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 17. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 18. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)