Episode 36: Azrael (2024)

Episode 36: Azrael (2024)

This week, Cyrus and Katie cover Azrael (2024), a movie we've seen before and didn't really care for, but we won't let that stop us from shitting all over it for twenty minutes of our precious lives for your listening enjoyment. Azrael is a movie with a gimmick it doesn't deserve, a lead actress who is Better Than This, and a goat baby. We've also reached the end of the A's, which is huge!!!  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2513226/support]

Episode 35: Obsession (2026)

This week, Cyrus and Katie take a brief diversion from Shudder movies to go see Obsession (2026), which is just so so so so good. Please go see it.  A really well done and remarkably written/acted take on the "careful what you wish for trope", with one of the best performances of the year so far. Also mentioned are Katie being called out for misremembering a book, Cyrus being called out for getting crunk in the movie theater, and both of us being called out for loving feel-bad movies.  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2513226/support]

Episode 34: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

In this episode, we watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe, where the main antagonist is a motionless corpse and in which Bryan Cranston DOES NOT STAR, but there is an avant-garde version of this movie where Walter White suddenly starts having a very bad time.  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2513226/support]

Episode 33: Attachment (2022)

This week, Cyrus and Katie tackle Attachment (2022), a Danish/Jewish/queer horror/romance (that's a lot of slashes) that begs the question: can a mother be too overprotective if her child is possessed by an evil spirit? Our sources say yes, but only if it interferes with her U-Haul Lesbian Dreams. Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2513226/support]

Episode 32: 47 Meters Down - Uncaged (2019)

Heeeeeeeello buddies and welcome to SHARK WEEK - no, wait, shark DAY, the day we watch a really bad shark movie and complain about it. 47 Meters Down: Uncaged asks the question "what if a bunch of scantily clad teenagers were in a submerged Mayan city and also a shark was there and the shark was blind" which is kind of a hat on a hat, or maybe a hat on a shark.  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2513226/support]