Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #97: Death March

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #97: Death March

The Dear Snarky letter is a tear-jerker. A woman’s husband dies and his sisters who ghosted him during his illness are now contesting the will. Then we embark on a hike of doom and go even deeper on the Alpine Divorce. 😱   My rant is about freaking appliances. Why don’t they last longer??? I keep that mercifully short so we can quickly go to the Snarky Confession. It’s about the true-life tale of a Country Club Lifeguard and it’s juicy.    If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then honey run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #96: Cake in the Face

Get excited the Dear Snarky Grab Bag is back! We’ve got four mini Dear Snarky letters to discuss and they’re a tad juicy. Then it’s a rant palooza about why in the hell are there still “cake smashes” at weddings? Make it make sense. My Observation is can you be overly friendly and polite to the point of rudeness? Then just for funsies I share my Pilates near death experience. Finally, the Snarky Confession is also about dying - at sea. Yes, sea my friends. 🐋 🌊 🐳   If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads  then honey run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link.    https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #95: Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of Crazy

It’s a Snarky Special Edition – In honor of the Fourth of July please join me for “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Crazy.” 🇺🇸 The pod special starts out with a Dear Snarky letter from a woman who’s organized the perfect July 4th family reunion beach photos and then a brand-new sister-in-law butts in. Uh-oh. Next up I go off on Independence Day bike parades where you’ll get to meet “Daddy Hurt Feelings.” Yikes.    Next up I take a moment to speak to the wonder of the flag cake and then tell a tale of when my son’s knowledge of American history had us scurrying out of a July Fourth party and then I talk about fireworks gone wrong.   The big finish is when I channel my inner patriot and fight for justice and a foot funk free fireworks celebration. Yep, you read that right.   If you want more Snarky goodness and five great summer reads 🌞 then honey run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #94: Lap It Up

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter from a woman who calls her man “perfect.” So, why is she writing me a Dear Snarky Letter? 🤔   Next up is something called a wedding “personal attendant.”  Say hello to being a bride’s bitch with none of the fun of being a bridesmaid. Then thank God for the internet because I went down the rabbit hole of interior designer vs decorator. The comment sections were gold. #barndoors. Even better than this are the updates I’ve got for you from the USPS to my hair (yet again). Worth the wait is the Snarky Confession and it’s more drama in the lap lane.    If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.    Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs #93: Top Down

Get ready for a Dear Snarky Grab Bag. In this pod I’m sharing a couple of letters that will make you shake your head while muttering WTH. Then I’ve got a “True Life Tale” of how I was threatened by a septuagenarian gang and I’m not exaggerating when I tell you things got intense. To give you time to recover from that I switch gears to a new dating trend called “goblintimacy.” It’s hysterical and I’m all for it. The Snarky Confession is all about enjoying driving with the top down but honey I’m not talking about a convertible.   If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.