Spider in the Cabinet

We're back for part two on reviewing and reacting to "The Covenant", a 2006 movie directed by Renny Harlin. With Turbo the Snail on the brains, we try to answer an age-old question that's been plaguing our minds since the start: Who is Chase? Or is it Caleb? ...Sebastian Stan? Maybe! The Witch Boys' are rapidly approaching M.A. (Maximum Angst), and their still undefined magic system is only making the situation worse. They're too powerful for their own good, and it'll only take the end of the movie for them to stop. We also talk about vampires because 2006 was a hotbed for hot supernatural creatures and hunters alike. It... was a weird time. This episode contains explicit language.

Well hello there! We're kicking off the first episode of our podcast with a review and reaction to "The Covenant", a 2006 movie full of witch boys and their problems. This movie's got it all: adults playing teenagers, an undefined magic system, possibly interesting underlying themes, and spiders! There's... so many spiders. So go on and chill in the cabinet as you drop in on us and special guest Emma as we watch this absolute classic. This is episode 1 of 2 and contains explicit language.