her pinky to was on the ground - ep59

they can sauce my spaghetti - ep62

Sup thotties! Back to our regularly scheduled program 🤪 you will have to forgive us for our technical difficulties, it’s not our best episode, but we’re just girls trying to make a podcast OKAY?! Kicking it off with some red dye 40 we talk about Melissa being out of water and the PANIC Joe went through. Pour one out for all the sad losses we have already experienced in 2026 💔 Kelsey has been divorced for SIX years, and hallelujah has it been the biggest blessing and lesson 🫶🏻 You get a corporate ick of the week and a very classic Joey to Joe. Catch ya later baddies!

if your friends aren't loserzzz - ep61

Happy Thursday thotties! 🥂 We are in our thirty and flirty era…even though Kelsey is already halfway to 31 🤢 and let’s be real…how is that even possible??? We go over what we have learned in our short thirty years here on earth and what we would love to go back and change or wish we could encourage our younger selves to learn sooner. NEWS FLASH!!!! LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS! Life at 30 is pretty sweet for the stable but not girlies and we’re so excited for this next decade. 🪩 ✨

WE’RE BAAAACK - ep60

Tell a friend to tell a friend, WE’RE BAAAACK! 🥂🎉 Guys, it’s been a long 2 years but here is a gift to you!!! Also, it wouldn’t be Melissa and Kelsey if we didn’t plan to release this on Christmas but ran into LOTS of technical difficulties trying to do so….. So hope January works for y’all LOL Truly, thank you so much for hanging around and waiting on us, and if you’re a new listener - welcome, buckle up, and enjoy 🤪 We are beyond excited to be back in your ears (bi-weekly for now) & bring all the chaotic laughs and stories that you’ve come to know and love 😂 - and I may be biased, but I definitely laughed out loud while editing this episode lol we’re giving some life updates and man does it feel like NOTHING has changed 🫠 see you thotties in two weeks! ✨

her pinky to was on the ground - ep59

WE’RE BACK! Did you miss us??? Melissa’s stuffy, Kelsey’s bruised, we’re still unstable and living through it. Are we a day late? Yes. Are we hours late while being a day late? Also yes. BUT WE ARE JUST GIRLS, OKAY??? 😂 And while we're being honest, Melissa edited but didn't write a full description of the episode and Kelsey is quickly trying to crank this out because she has her actual job to do 🙃 so take a listen, hear what we gab about today and we will see you in TWO weeks. Yes, you read that right... We are moving back to biweekly, but I promise we will make it worth it! Bye thotties 🥂

you be delulu - ep58

What’s up thotties, we are back with another episode and this week we are cranky, we are tired and we are mourning. RIP Matthew Perry 💔 and also, if you didn’t already know this, Melissa’s uterus is expanding 😭 she is still not enjoying pregnancy but we digress 😴 Kelsey is also down bad, but she is insured and USING THOSE BENEFITS HUNNY 💅 now both the girlies are four eyes 🤓 but Kelsey opted for✨transitions✨ but also maybe gallbladder issues?? Melissa says take it on out, throw it away 🛑 to TOP IT ALL OFF this weather is so triggering and we need this cold front to go ahead and come on with her little self. Melissa elaborates on why she is pro-bullying (Joe), Kelsey has an AUDACIOUS ick and Joey, as always, went to Joe for yet another week. Same place same time next week, thotties 🥂