Episode 23: Horny for Hire

Episode 23: Horny for Hire

Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!  You wanted more Luke Cage, so we're bringing you more Luke Cage! Well, Jude and Bree wanted more Luke Cage, but we've brought you more anyway. In today's episode, we go over 1992's Cage issues 3 and 4 guest starring the 90's favorite grumpy gus: The Punisher. We  go over all the hits, kicks, time traveling, and leather-clad fun. And do the ladies get horny? You bet they do! Remember, kiddos, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened! Like, subscribe, and do all that good stuff to support the show. Follow us on Bluesky: @90sNeverHappened.bsky.social.

Episode 22: Jude and Bree are Horny for Luke Cage

Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!  Jude and Bree have been absolutely frothing at the bit for an episode about marvel's hardest hero. He's big, he's bald, he's badass. I'm speaking, of course, of Luke Cage. Daniel has his work cut out for him presenting the first two issues of 1992's Cage to the horniest women this side of a comic book store! So join the fun, bark like a dog, and cross the line into the inappropriate. And Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened! Like, subscribe, and do all that good stuff to support the show. Follow us on Bluesky: @90sNeverHappened.bsky.social.

Episode 21: I'm Tellin' Y'all It's a Crossover

Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!  This week, through no fault of their own, Dan, Jude, and Bree find themselves lost in the Spider-Man/X-Force crossover "Sabotage". Black Tom Cassidy blew up the World Trade Center, brought Juggernaut back from an undisclosed dimension, and all hell has broken loose in New York City. Can the combined efforts of a forced crossover be enough to turn the tide and clean up all these dangling storylines? Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. Does this two-part Marvel mess stand the test of time, or does it fall flat on its face? We discuss the comics, the inherent racism, discuss if Liefeld was in on the 9/11 conspiracy, and a shitload more!  Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, tell them Rob Liefeld predicted 9/11 and the nineties never happened! Like, subscribe, and do all that good stuff to support the show. Follow us on Bluesky: @90sNeverHappened.bsky.social.

Episode 20: X-Force: No Longer Just a Physics Equation

Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!  "What are we, some kind of X-Force?" Dan, Jude, and Bree finished New Mutants in lackluster style in our last episode, and we've moved onto Rob Liefeld's X-Force. We read the first three issues and dissect the art, writing, story, and discuss the mania around this new title. Does it hold up? In a word: no. Grab your best mutant pals and gather 'round your clandestine base. You're not going to miss of this new violent chapter in Marvel history! And don't forget, if someone asks you what comics to read, tell them the 90s never happened! Like, subscribe, and do all that good stuff to support the show. Follow us on Bluesky: @90sNeverHappened.bsky.social.

Episode 19: Cable Belongs On Some Kind of Registry

Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!  Last week we discussed the Rob Liefeld and his contributions to the world of sloppy comic book creation. This time around, we're reading some of his work in 1991's New Mutants issues 98-100. How did Robby do when he took over writing and drawing the final three issues of this iconic run? How many first appearances can be shoved into a single issue? Is Cable fit to to run an army of mutants too young to buy beer? Find out the answers to those questions and a lot more you didn't think to ask as we see the end of an era and lead into the beginning something new. Join Dan, Jude, and Bree as we Willy Wonka your ass into a world of big muscles, elaborate guns, teenage women in skimpy outfits, confusing battles, and f*ckable cats--All from the twisted mind of Rob Liefeld. But remember, if someone asks you what comics they should read, tell them the 90s never happened! Like, subscribe, and do all that good stuff to support the show. Follow us on Bluesky: @90sNeverHappened.bsky.social