#95: Semantic Loopholes & Glorified Paper-Pushers

#95: Semantic Loopholes & Glorified Paper-Pushers

Lane Kiffin went to Vanity Fair and dropped a nuclear bomb on Oxford, Mississippi—and the SEC office is absolutely losing its mind. This week, Ryan and Kelly break down Kiffin’s wild comments, the impending punishment from the league, and why the October game against Ole Miss is officially a war. Plus, the 2026 NFL Schedule dropped and the league computer threw absolute statistical malpractice at the Eagles and Chargers. Finally, we untangle the toxic trap in Minnesota, where top executives are actively turning down the Vikings' GM job. We have Merch! Check it out at: http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00 [http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00] Follow us: Instagram: the.armchair.authority Twitter/X: @ac_authority

#94: Rodgers, Draft Busts, and Artificial Brian-telligence

This week, the boys discuss where Aaron Rodgers likely plays this season. Ryan throws another game at Kelly…does he really know anything about football? Is Brian Kelly really sourcing AI in preparation of job interviews? Perhaps he should have all of the answers after 35 years of coaching. All of this and more of the best content on the planet on this week’s episode of The Armchair Authority! We have Merch! Check it out at: http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00 [http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00] Follow us: Instagram: the.armchair.authority Twitter/X: @ac_authority

#93: Steel City Shambles, NFL Draft, and Vrabel’s Vexing Ventures.

This week, the boys dive into the recent NFL Draft, explore Mike Vrabel's latest antics, and dissect the wild world of Steelers quarterback speculation. From trade rumors to questionable picks, Ryan and Kelly break down the drama, the excitement, and all the nonsense that comes during a pivotal time in the NFL calendar. All of this and more of the best content on the planet in this week’s episode of The Armchair Authority. We have Merch! Check it out at: http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00 [http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00] Follow us: Instagram: the.armchair.authority Twitter/X: @ac_authority

#92: Loyalty vs. Logic: The Bandwagon Debate, Antitrust Fallout, and Steelers Draft Strategy.

This week on The Armchair Authority, Ryan and Kelly tackle the nuances of modern fandom—where does rooting for a second team end and being a bandwagon fan begin? We also provide a look at the Department of Justice investigation into the NFL’s media deals and why the Sports Broadcasting Act is under fire. To wrap it up, we analyze the Pittsburgh Steelers' high-stakes draft plan. With 12 picks in their pocket and the draft in their backyard, we debate if they target a QB like Ty Simpson or stick to the "best player available" mantra at No. 21. We have Merch! Check it out at: http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00 [http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00] Follow us: Instagram: the.armchair.authority Twitter/X: @ac_authority

#91: The 35-Foot Dagger, MLB ABS Review so far & Tiger’s DUI

A 35-foot prayer, a rollover crash, and a $20M veteran bridge. This week: We review UConn’s miracle win over Duke, dissect the Tiger Woods DUI police report, and debate if Kirk Cousins is a mentor or just a placeholder for the Raiders. Plus, the boys tackle the Immaculate Grid and debut a new game, "Same Face, New Place." Subscribe for the analysis, stay for the petty. We have Merch! Check it out at: http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00 [http://tee.pub/lic/V2NfaTYre00] Follow us: Instagram: the.armchair.authority Twitter/X: @ac_authority