The Bearded Bard Counts to 10

Count to 45 at Dick and Ribs

Episode Synopsis: “Mechanic Sam Turns 45 – Remote Chaos & Beat Lab Madness” It’s a milestone episode as the crew celebrates Mechanic Sam hitting 45, and things go exactly as off the rails as you’d expect. Mikey Mike is in the building the whole time, firing off nonstop antics and perfectly timed ad-libs that keep the energy loud and the conversation barely on track. For the first time ever, the show goes remote with AC calling in, adding a new layer of chaos and proving the podcast can get sideways even across phone lines. The surprises keep coming when the original Amish man, Tim B, checks in from the airport to wish Sam a happy birthday—because nothing says celebration like a call from a terminal gate. Back in the studio, things spiral into a full-blown “Beat Lab” session, where somehow the topics land on Dick, Rib, Eggs, and even Labia—an unpredictable mix that only this crew could turn into comedy gold. Rounding it all out, Lone Rock Investigation steps back in as sponsor, continuing their mysterious backing of the madness. A birthday bash packed with wild call-ins, off-the-cuff humor, and classic Count to 10 nonsense—with Mikey Mike helping stir the pot every step of the way.

Count to 10 Before We Break

From Mental health to word of the day. We hit it all this week.

“Count to 10… Before You Saddle Up, Daddy” or “We Didn’t Count to 10… Now There’s a Daddy Saddle Involved”

Come and Count2Ten with us while we talk about Canyon's words of the day, would you rather fight a giant horse duck, do the curtains match the drapes, thought bubbles, aaaaannnnnnndddddddd the "Daddy Saddle!"  And thank you to our sponsor, Lone Rock Investigations!

Merry Count to 10 Christmas

Merry Christmas from the Count to Ten team. Welcome to our first annual Christmas episode. Guest callers, Count to 10 moments, Canyons word of the day and much more.

The Bearded Bard Counts to 10

Welcome to Episode 2.5 (we didn’t like episode 2, so we switched it up). Today we sit down with Tik Tok legend The Beared Bard and cover everything from Tik Tok Fame to Big Foot’s Wang. Come along with us and Count to 10, The Things we shouldn’t say, but do anyway, welcome to Count to 10. We also want to thank everyone for their emails, texts and input. We are working away on new content and some new segments. Episode 3 is recorded and in editing now. Look forward to seeing things move along.