Raw Deal: Milk, Monkeys, and Murder at Sea

Land of the Free, Home of the Depraved

Two Detroit sisters attacked a restaurant worker over an incorrect order, a Japanese tourist wrote a touching ode to free chips and salsa in the US, and the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool now looks like the swamp Trump swore he was going to drain. Five men were arrested for planning an attack on the UFC Freedom 250 event, police killed a dog that was celebrating the Knicks win, and we have updates on the Anna Kepner murder story. The "Serial Squirter" was arrested again, Rex Heuermann was sentenced, and a Missouri man was sentenced to 291 years in prison for attacks on women. Carlos Mencia was arrested for tax evasion, a Texas woman is suing McDonald's over a deadly Sausage McMuffin, and a man was arrested for DUI with 34 empty White Claw cans in his front seat!

Raw Deal: Milk, Monkeys, and Murder at Sea

People in Idaho are getting sick (unsurprisingly) from drinking raw milk, a grandfather in Thailand learned by adopting a monkey isn't always the best idea, and there's finally been an arrest in the Anna Kepner case. Target got called out for charging more for larger clothing sizes, the JPMorgan case is back in the news, and a Venezuelan immigrant took his wife to a Trump hotel, which ended up exactly how you thought it might! Phones are being blamed for people not having babies, an influencer went viral for all the wrong reasons, and we talk about what we're watching. We also discuss the FIFA World Cup and the Knicks championship run!

Everybody Wants Goth Girl Spit

Goth Girl Spit energy drink hit the shelves this week and sold out immediately! A Disney exec's AI "son" is making coworkers nervous, the Right is "transvestigating" Erika Kirk and Sydney Sweeney, and more insane texts are coming out in the Karen Read civil trial. A firefighter was fired for using a racial slur on the county radio, and home health care aide stabbed the woman she was taking care of, and George Santos is back! An average dad was uncovered as MrDeepFakes, 1800 cases of bourbon were stolen from a Philly warehouse, and more bad stories about Mackenzie Shirilla keep coming out. Disney princesses talk about being abused by park guests, a Georgia teacher had inappropriate relations with a student, and we give the results of the Denmark Mullet Championship. All this and Ron takes on the NY Times news quiz again!

Dogs with Shotguns, Feet Juice, and Hazards

A Nebraska dog shot a woman, cosplayers sold fruit juice that had soaked their feet in, and a veteran died after being sucker-punched by a DoorDash driver. We discuss the Freedom 250 concert and the UFC fight on the White House lawn, Ron takes the NY Times news quiz, and we also talk about his recent trip to Vegas! We have two JPMorgan stories this week, an Oklahoma homeowner shot and killed a squatter, and a man killed another man arguing over cars.

God, You're Hot & Other Career-Ending Phrases

We've got follow-ups on the problematic Tennessee school board member, the continuing JPMorgan dueling lawsuit scandal, and the Shirillas showing how bad of a family they are. Two American's were arrested for trying to see Punch, a woman died at Tim Horton after her drive-thru order was wrong, and a man made bank after being wrongfully arrested for posting a meme! A waiter included a racial slur with a customer's order, Fernando Tatis, Jr. lost a lawsuit over his salary, we mourn those we lost this past week, and we have another visit to But The Drag Queens Are The Problem (spoiler alert: they still aren't).