Old, Smart & Rich As Hell (or: Grandpa Can't Come To The Phone Right Now)

The Pitbull Evidence Dungeon

Daniel and Jason do a deep-dive into "U Know It Ain't Love" by RJ, featuring the most bizarre and unsettling verse that Pitbull has ever performed.

Sun's Going Down, 2 Chainz

Daniel and Jason discuss the finer points of popping pillies, break down the language barrier, and reveal the role that their 3rd-favorite rapper would play in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. "Rockstar" by Post Malone feat. 21 Savage "Por Favor" by Pitbull feat. Fifth Harmony "Boom Boom" by Pitbull "It's A Vibe" by 2 Chainz feat. Ty Dolla $ign, Trey Songz & Jhené Aiko Theme Song: "Pop 101" by Marianas Trench

The Passion of The Carter

Jason and Daniel explore the mysterious and powerful lyrics of Kevin Rudolf and Lil Wayne's 2008 song "Let It Rock" in this bite-sized episode. Wait, shouldn't it be, like, a drink-themed thing? Since the name of the show is 'the Forty Ounce'?" Like, "swallow-size" instead of "bite-size?" That feels weird. What about "airplane bottle?" I guess that makes sense thematically but it feels like we'd have to explain it every time we said it. You know what? Let's figure this out later.

The Hardest That Ever Was Or Ever Will Be

Jason and Daniel revisit a song that neither they nor you had thought about since 2012: "T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)". In the process, Daniel discovers his new favorite anime and Jason explains the dramatic conventions as categorized by Anton Chekhov. Songs: "T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)" by Will.i.am feat. Jennifer Lopez & Mick Jagger. Theme song: "Pop 101" by Marianas Trench

Old, Smart & Rich As Hell (or: Grandpa Can't Come To The Phone Right Now)

Stories of hard drinking and youthful indiscretion? Earnest critical re-assessment of will.i.am's solo career? A special appearance by Quavo, The Best And Only Rapper Alive? It must be a new episode of ... The Forty Ounce! "Young Dumb & Broke" by Khalid "...Ready For It?" by Taylor Swift "What Lovers Do" by Maroon 5 feat. SZA "OMG" by Camila Cabello feat. Quavo Theme song: "Pop 101" by Marianas Trench