Deliverwoo {di•liva•wu}

Eig Bick Dnergy

The Halve Time Podcast: Ep. 10 - Eig Bick Dnergy Ok, fine, it kinda was like a podcast but still not a podcast Didn’t have any guests, there were no interviews, it was just me talking to me about me and about some people, erm, (sniggers), erm, so yeah There may or may not be a season two, but a hell of a lot’s happened since the inception of the podcast notpodcast what ever the hell it is, errrm, so, I hope you’re well, I hope my words have provoked thoughts in your heads, I hope that you’ve got some goosebumps from listening to me, if you have any questions don’t be shy hit me up @… What’s the @… halvetimenotpod haha Erm, both through Twitter and Instagram Don’t be shy, again there may or may not be a series errr season two I probably would be errr I’d probably have my publishing deal by then and be too busy for this so erm, watch this space

Mr Stage Right

Tell me if I’m right or wrong and I’ll tell you if you’re right or wrong This may have all the makings of but I’m not going to allow it to become a song There’s you, me, myself and I and each character profile already is too long It’s a known fact that the house always wins so grab those two, exit left and I’ll just carry on

Practise Patients

patience ain’t one of my virtues no news is worse than bad news old habits die hard but they’re alive cos I choose feels like I’m always aiming at a target that moves number one on a list of who’s who I love good like bad food I would suggest putting this to bed but I’m fighting sleep cos I was told that if you snooze then you loose

Deliverwoo {di•liva•wu}

He’s had his fair share of unfair and that's, fair She’s broken many a heart and now it's only right that she can't seem to find another that dares to care With a big appetite and an acquired taste for meets rare They’ll both remain hungry if all she brings to the table is a chair

If the answer is you, what is the question?

(Theme tune/audience cheers and applause) Hello and welcome to another episode of “if the answer is you, what is the question?” I’m your host Lifey McLifeson and today’s contestant is Miles, a 35 year old musician and he’s from Shepherds Bush. (Audience oooo’s) Miles describes himself as “An old soul with a young heart, a sub-sequential by-product of wisdom and angst. A self-proclaimed modern day memoirist, a writer and an encyclopaedia of circumstances that people can reference and interpret however they choose.” Is there anyone else in the audience who’s still unsure of what that means? (Audience laughter) Ok guys, what do you think? Shall we bring him on down and give him a chance to tell us more himself??? Give him a big cheer! (Audience cheers) Come on down Miles, it’s your turn to play “if the answer is you, what is the question?” (Theme tune/audience cheers and applause) Question 1: Who is responsible for your happiness?