Episode 0007: The Swishy Ball Fairy

Episode 0011: Incubussy

We're back after... uh, three years. Oopsie! As you'll see, there are some changes, but also everything is the same, so relax as Lou takes us on a journey to a sad place where Christians believe that you are a hellbound adulterer if you stroke it some. After that, all bets are off as we degenerate into watching videos (on a podcast, yep), and making unfunny in-jokes. It's like we never left! Intro/Outro: Rub One Out by 2Ge+her

Episode 0010: It Was Very Unrealistic, But It Happened

It's our tenth episode spectacular, and what better way to celebrate than to rehash an old topic? Yes, we're reading more smutty fanfiction, and doing terrible voices. Have we no shame? Judging by the horrific content Jason pulls up, the answer is heck no. Intro/Outro: Sex Like Art by The Easton Ellises

Episode 0009: Riffjax (or: Jungle Pretzels)

They can't all be winners! Jason and Christina couldn't think of anything better to do than attempt to riff on a masterpiece of gay porn known as Jungle Storm. You sort of had to be there for it to be funny, and there are audio issues and obvious edits, but hey! I don't see *you* making a porn podcast! Intro/Outro: Big Gay Water Fight by Plushgoolash

Episode 0008: You Have Heard Of Sex, Right?

Welp, thanks to Jason and Christina's lack of preparedness, this episode is a free-for-all of depravity. We dip into fanfic, softcore, parody, and well, the first half is pretty strong at least! Intro/Outro: Dirty Song by Cars Can Be Blue

Episode 0007: The Swishy Ball Fairy

It's all about porn parodies here on episode 7! Join your hosts Jase N. Slits and Chrispeener Grande as they explore the dirty versions of your favorite TV shows and movies, because let's face it, you always did want to know what it would be like to watch Bull get it on with Dan Fielding. This podcast had way more clever titles back in the 80s. Intro/Outro: Pet Names For Genitalia, artist unknown