Conspiracy and a nine year finale

Lucys and making friends in “normal” ways

Roxxy starts with her Russian candy experience. They discuss the real real of friendship (hint: if they won’t spill blood for you, they ain’t committed 😂)

Men aren’t trash, women aren’t trash - YOU ARE! Own it

Sam and Roxxy kick off this episode with a ‘Never Have I Ever’ Bingo session for Sam. They discuss owning your own toxicity so that you can stop picking the wrong people! If you have trash relationships - you’ve contributed to that pattern. Making friends is awkward and weird.

Looking good in underwear with stars on them and if she shares her food - she’s into you, my guy!

Sam and Roxxy are OVERRR the Corona, so they talk about a new app for rating your exes (if you like drama and sociopaths, he’s a good catch, one star! 😂). Ways women show you they like you, without coming out and saying it.

Conspiracy and a nine year finale

A listeners email: over after nine years. The start of the conspiracies. And more “moments” brought to you by Roxxy’s family 😂

Plurals, singing plants and Sam’s dream world

Someone give Roxxy an adderall - cuz Sis is alllll over the place 😂 plants that sing, mongeese and octopussies, and somehow they end up discussing and half way interpreting dreams! Join the madness 🤣🤧