29. Lyre, Lyre (cows on fire)

The Good Lyre (part two)

D-Don't look at the date of the last episode release. It's been a totally normal amount of time. Just don't- don't worry about it. We're here to talk about Hermes, ok?

29. Lyre, Lyre (cows on fire)

We have a New Guest Host this episode, as Shawn joins Jack to talk about how Hermes earned a spot on Olympus. And invented a musical instrument. And stole a bunch of sacred cows. It also happens to be the story of his birth. We COULD’VE made this episode PG but we have too much fun swearing. Topics: Orange Cat Energy, Breaking Bad, sacred cows, Little Red Riding Hood (the lost years), 'Brokeback Mountain', Baby Shoes (heavily used, almost as if the baby has been hiking), shoplifters, Free Bird CW: theft, drug use (the fun kind), baby in danger (kinda, the baby’s a god), animal death, human death (debatable)

28. Krampus, Krampi, Krampen

Yes, dear listeners, we finally did a Krampus episode.  Topics: American Dad, Krampus (2015), Black Phillip (affectionate) and Black Pete (derogatory), American Traditions, Nazis (can fuck off), Crowley (Supernatural) and Crowley (Good Omens), Krampus Kinks, Homestuck (surprise!) CW: animal death, child death, Nazis, light NSFW in the form of Krampus ~art~

27. Flowing Wells

Step aside, Salem, there's a new witch hunt in town. Topics: Arizona, English teachers, death threat sincerity scale, conspiracy theories, Tuscaloosa News, tiktok vs the Byzantine Emperors, Rupaul's App CW: religion, witchcraft, school

26. Leaving the Unknown (pt 5)

Join us one last time for out OTGW miniseries as we complete our trip through The Unknown.  Topics: illegal hedgehogs, hell escapes, "where's the wall", Bezos Frog Curse, Lew x2, pond vs lake, Rule34 (I'm so so sorry), The Final Turtle, Lizzie Borden (oops), audiobooks CW: spoilers for OTGW and Dante's Inferno, religion, death, hell, suicide