Three Mile Island Yacht Club

Welcome to Three Mile Island Yacht Club, where we are increasingly less frequent and prepared for our own comedic bits. Follow along with us as we hang out in an elevator with the Devil himself and talk about the bullshit that is the failing US empire. || TOPICS: Cain, Abel, and the 6ft tall pile of Jizz // Outrunning the Freeze // M. Night “Big Brain Wojack” Shyamalan // Happy Coming Out, Abigail Thorn // YouTube? Not Even Once! // Deleuze’s Gnarly Finger Nails // We’ve been gone for almost two months, we’re sorry. Anyway, Hail Satan // Be Gay Do Crime, except the Holocaust don’t do that // Biden, President Comatose Parsnip // Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe, Criterion Edition // The Libs Are Not Okay // RIP Oval Office Diet Coke Button // Gas Prices and the Mouvement des Gilets Jaunes(French Yellow Vests movement) // Our thoughts on J6 // Cops: they’re all bastards, folks // Time to talk about S T O N K S// Regular people dabbling in the stock market is not the proletarian uprising // Turns out the market is not free and the invisible hand is actually pretty visible // Philly’s Vaccine Rollout, Very Bad! // Zoomer psychology grad student grifters are the logical conclusion to the privatization of government function // Failsons Run The World // We Miss You Donny T || Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/TMIYachtClubPod || Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi —http://www.thepassionhifi.com

Welcome to the 4th installment of the Three Mile Island Yacht Club podcast, in which the cold opens get even longer and colder. The state of America is bleak, everyone. We got parents living in closets and gamers are still not oppressed. TOPICS: Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democratic party continue to shit the bed // Science is Fake // the vaccine will not be evenly distributed and it won’t save the economy // hospitals have high turnover in the midst of a pandemic (not great!) //  Union busting when you already have a union? It’s more likely than you think! // the medical and human services professions were already fucked before COVID // most people still don’t understand the threat that police pose to marginalized people // Maddie is a good drunk driver // look out Florida Man, here comes Florida Woman! // everything is a psyop probably // rebellion for the sake of rebellion // being disruptive could mean getting left out to dry // we are all subjects of liberalism // Postmodernism as Comedy Central Roasts // Death of the Movie Theater Doom Spiraling // working from home is making things worse // the chuds are (kinda) correct // we have no infrastructure for COVID relief // No Balls: An American Tale // capitalism rules us through cycles of violence, we don’t control capitalism // we need to police to tell Small Business Tyrants to go the fuck home // America is Cringe // get wrecked PA Republicans, no coup for you! // Tea Party 2.0 || Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/TMIYachtClubPod || Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi —http://www.thepassionhifi.com

Here we have the long awaited, greatly anticipated third installment of the Three Mile Island Yacht Club podcast. In this episode, Zoe, Maddie, Danny, and Adam further descend into the third stage of Baudrillard’s“Four Stages of the Sign”. TOPICS: President Biden, the Zhuzhless Man // the Libertarian Party Kills Reaganism // Sayonara to our Big Beautiful Boy // Barack Obama Episode III: Revenge of the Libs // Chuck Schumer’s heart grows three times its size // Pressure Release Valves  are a natural feature of non-representative government // Student Debt Forgiveness? // Danny the Identitarian // Jilling Off to Biden’s Inauguration // Hanging Out with Your Family < Posting With the Boys // Joe Biden Can’t Be Daddy // The Four Stages of the Sign: Explained // Assholes and Pussies, the Two Parties // Bring Back Gladiators // We’re Not Gonna Talk About Destiel // Fact Checked by the Tech Bros // Trump Reply Guys // Infowars Captures Danny’s Beautiful Blue Eyes || Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/TMIYachtClubPod || Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi —http://www.thepassionhifi.com

Welcome to the second episode of Three Mile Island Yacht Club. Prepare to get TMIYCpilled as we continue to analyze the hell we live in. Topics: Trump Has COVID from Girl Power // QAnon and the potential fallout from the death of Trump // The Presidential Debate // Living in a Gerontocracy // 30-50 Feral Super Pigs // Local Conservative Cranks // Voting in Pennsylvania || Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/TMIYachtClubPod || Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi —http://www.thepassionhifi.com

Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Three Mile Island Yacht Club! Join us as we discuss "the bleak reality and insufferable madness that afflicts us." Topics: Bob Woodward and the Coronavirus // Coronavirus, 9/11, and private industry // Second Life // Eco-Terrorism // COVID-19 in Pennsylvania. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi