Ep. 24, "Don't Call Me Elite"

Ep. 24, "Don't Call Me Elite"

Not Gonna Touch: Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle The inefficiencies of corporate life; Andrés fails at making Caroline Calloway insteresting to Darby; Too Much (the show, duh lol haha); Netflix wants you to stay in one place, what if we don’t?; the concept of “men”; Fergie’s bladder 20 years ago; Zac Brown or Dave Mathews?Selling out, do you agree?

Ep. 23, "Substances, Vices, and Toxic Habits"

Runk is Pock! Be a doll and have ball, Ep. 23 is here! Andrés goes to concerts, Darby wears glasses and contacts. "Not Gonna Touch": Justin Bieber Gingers make a comeback on the pod, meeting Jaden Smith, the story of Andrés' stolen jacket, enneagram test, vaping and the shame it brings. Rock and Roll, do you agree? "I don't wanna see HAIM in Connecticut!!!"

Ep. 22, "The Fountain of Perception of Youth"

We're feeling 22 and just like Dreamgirls, "we make you happy". Andrés gets a haircut, Darby cuts her own. "Not Gonna Touch": The Diddy Trial. Topic include: Speedy Gonzales, The Weeknd's movie and name, Pete Buttigieg's beard, and Catholic checkpoints. Karaoke, do you agree? Walton Goggins and the best albums of 2016.

Ep. 21, "Yes Creators"

Can you see the white smoke? Darby and Andrés are back. Where did they go? Don't worry about it. Neanderthals rejoice and unite for a juicy new one: American Pope, "Not Gonna Touch": the political climate, Ciao, Darby's therapist, and forgetting people's names. Being good with faces, do you agree? Put that in your dictionary!!! mwah.

Ep. 20, "Just Did It"

It gets political so you better agree!!! Paper Planes are better than Aperol Spritz, bands with animal names, “Just do it”? how ‘bout you mind your own business, Nike?!, cutting corners, Chappell Roan is a Pisces, Darby’s celebrity birthday trio, PETE BUTTIGIEG, and more politics? yes.  Darby watches the iconic “Coconut Tree” video for the first time… We fell out of a coconut tree, do you agree? White Dudes for Harris, Trump at the NABJ Convention, plugging Stacey Abrams’ new podcast, and a welcomed interruption by Sister Paige (she’s not a nun, she’s literally Darby’s sister!). Andrés has a patriotic confession to make while urging everyone to read up about Venezuela. *mwah!*