Cousin Maude’s visit

Mike’s mysterious son

Mike’s ex-girlfriend contends that he fathered her four-year-old son. Mike strongly denies he ever became serious with her but furious Gloria andand irate Archie aren’t interested in his side of the story

Archie and the FBI

A visiting FBI agent’s investigation puts Archie‘s longtime friendship with an old war buddy in jeopardy

Edith’s problem

Edith’s recent irritability could be a sign that she’s going through menopause. Archie is frustrated to find out that she can’t have her change of life in 30 seconds.

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The Patty Duke podcast

The elevator story

Archie is a passenger in an elevator that stalls between floors and reacts predictably to his fellow passengers, a black businessman, a scatterbrained secretary, and a Puerto Rican man and his very pregnant wife who goes into labor