S2E5 - Worry Up and Hate - APMLP

S2E13 - Ambition Splints - APMLP

Today’s Agenda: * Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: * 7 year old climbs el capitan, youngest ever. [https://www.climbing.com/news/joey-danger-evermore-7-year-old-on-el-cap/] * Mosquitos apparently love beer drinkers [https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientists-finally-know-why-mosquitoes-always-bite-certain-people/] * Average car is 13 years old [https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/americans-are-keeping-their-cars-longer-than-ever-and-remaking-the-auto-industry-c169e494] * Dead butt syndrome is a thing most office workers get apparently [https://www.vice.com/en/article/dead-butt-syndrome-is-real-and-if-you-sit-all-day-you-probably-have-it/] * Main Topic: Finding the Ambition Sweet Spot * Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Fuck email. It’s awful now. For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 13⁠⁠⁠ [https://aspermylastnewsletter.substack.com/]. ⁠ To support our work and be the coolest kid at the corporate cafeteria, go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsPerMyLastPodcast] and purchase a funny t-shirt. Also, we love feedback, so if you have suggestions, questions, or ever want to be on the show, comment on Spotify or email us at aspermylastpodcast@gmail.com.

S2E12 - 40 Degree Daze - APMLP

Today’s Agenda: * Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: * Normal walking speed for 40-49 year olds is 16.7 min/mile [https://www.health.com/how-fast-should-you-walk-a-mile-11943656] * Moving your pinky around can help prevent dementia [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pinky-time-tiktok-trend_l_6a2afd82e4b07e1b3701e091?ncid=APPLENEWS00001] * Turning the radio on cures car sickness [https://www.sciencefocus.com/qanda/car-sick-stop-radio] * Roku was purchased by Fox * Main Topic: Age 40 is both over the hill and on top of it. * Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Fuck boomers telling me cutting lattes leads to house ownership. * Assholes of the week: KPMG for spying on whistleblowers For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 12⁠⁠ [https://aspermylastnewsletter.substack.com/]. ⁠ To support our work and be the coolest kid at the corporate cafeteria, go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsPerMyLastPodcast] and purchase a funny t-shirt. Also, we love feedback, so if you have suggestions, questions, or ever want to be on the show, comment on Spotify or email us at aspermylastpodcast@gmail.com.

S2E11 - Faking Care of Business - APMLP

Today’s Agenda * Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat Topics * Gen Z apparently is really into tanning for some reason but not drinking… * People don’t become financially independent from parents until age 37 on avg [https://money.com/financial-independence-average-age/?apxa1=financial-independence-average-age&utm_medium=rss_synd&utm_source=applenews&xid=applenews] * iOS 27 coming… be careful * Pigeons apparently navigate using their liver…so do I on Friday nights. [https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/pigeons-magnetic-field] * And the World Cup has arrived * Slide 2 - Main Topic: Bringing Your Whole Self to Work Slide 3 - Fuck’Em All Fridays Topic: Hating The Fake Self I Have to Be at Work For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 11⁠⁠⁠ [https://aspermylastnewsletter.substack.com/]. ⁠ To support our work and be the coolest kid at the corporate cafeteria, go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsPerMyLastPodcast] and purchase a funny t-shirt. Also, we love feedback, so if you have suggestions, questions, or ever want to be on the show, comment on Spotify or email us at aspermylastpodcast@gmail.com.

S2E10 - Stagnation Station - APMLP

Today’s Agenda: * Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: * Coffee intake reduces the likelihood of dementia [https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/2844764] * People are popping out of sewer caps in NYC for some reason. [https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/06/03/mystery-people-keep-emerging-nyc-manholes-heres-what-we-know/] * NYT interviewed actress Tilly Norwood [https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/31/magazine/ai-actress-tilly-norwood.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share], who’s just AI * Someone’s creating a floating City with nuclear power [https://nypost.com/2026/06/02/lifestyle/plans-for-floating-city-that-would-carry-80000-people-dwarfing-the-finest-cruise-ships-in-the-world/] * Main Topic: Stagnation of wages * Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Snarky passive-aggressive people For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠⁠⁠As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 10⁠⁠ [https://aspermylastnewsletter.substack.com/]. ⁠ To support our work and be the coolest kid at the corporate cafeteria, go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsPerMyLastPodcast] and purchase a funny t-shirt. Also, we love feedback, so if you have suggestions, questions, or ever want to be on the show, comment on Spotify or email us at aspermylastpodcast@gmail.com.

S2E9 - NDA Team - APMLP

Today’s Agenda: * Weekend Water Cooler Update Topics: * Memorial Day * Ted Turner Died * Enhanced Games Just Finished * JP Morgan’s Sex Slave Scandal * Main Topic: NDA’s and Non-Competes * Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Incompetent People Failing Upwards For links and a newsletter version of everything discussed on this episode, please see the accompanying ⁠⁠⁠As Per My Last Newsletter Issue 9⁠ [https://aspermylastnewsletter.substack.com/]. ⁠ To support our work and be the coolest kid at the corporate cafeteria, go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.etsy.com/shop/AsPerMyLastPodcast] and purchase a funny t-shirt. Also, we love feedback, so if you have suggestions, questions, or ever want to be on the show, comment on Spotify or email us at aspermylastpodcast@gmail.com.