The Craziest Story EVER Told (No, Seriously)

Relax Dax and G-Strings

🎟️ BLONDIES BATTLE IS LIVE — KANSAS CITY, JULY 24TH. Tickets are on sale NOW and they are going fast. Grab yours before the door price kicks in 👉 linktr.ee/BlondiesMedia In Kansas City? DM us on Instagram or TikTok for a discount code — @blondiesbattle on both. Don’t sleep on this. 💛 Fresh back from Italy and somehow more relaxed than he’s ever been in his life, Daxton returns to the pod a changed man. The stories he’s brought home? Let’s just say Italy agreed with him in ways nobody saw coming. Meanwhile the Blondies are PROUD — and Pride Month did not disappoint. Hayden attended his very first Pride event and something happened on night one that nobody will be forgetting any time soon. Was it Hayden’s fault? Absolutely not. Did it happen to him anyway? Unfortunately yes. Find out what went down and whether he’ll be going back for night two. Then — since the whole world has officially lost its mind over the 2026 FIFA World Cup, the Blondies decided it was time to find out who actually knows their stuff. Daxton puts Hayden through the ultimate World Cup quiz and the results are… humbling. Does Hayden know offside from a corner kick? Does Dax? Tune in to find out. ⚽ And the moment everyone’s been waiting for — will Hayden end up in a G-string? Yes that’s a real question. Yes you need to listen. 👀 Blonde in color, blonde in nature. 💛 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net [https://blondiesmedia.net] and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com [blondiesmedia@gmail.com] 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #AllyPodcast #HotTakes

The Dreaded Shadowban

This week, Daxton has yet another insurance story and literally starts making us think: how many hoops can one company possibly make you jump through before approving literally anything? Also, did we get shadow banned for being “political,” or did the internet just decide we talk too much? (Don't answer that) We investigate, overanalyze, and probably make it worse. And finally…we escape the chaos with a chaotic game of world cities that somehow is much more accurate than we could imagine. Joins us for laughs, tangents, and absolutely no professional advice. Blonde in color, blonde in nature. 💛 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #blondiesoutloud #comedy #funny

Trump, Tangents & The Hantavirus

This week on Blondies Out Loud, we tackle the question nobody asked but everyone needs answered: does Donald Trump belong with the Blondies… or the Redheads? From there, things only get weirder. The Renaissance Fair gets its long overdue renaissance, Dax goes on approximately his billionth tangent (and honestly, we support it), and we give you a behind-the-scenes look at just how chaotic and difficult creating live events really is. Also… what exactly is this Hantavirus thing, and should we all be concerned? As usual: big opinions, little expertise, and complete Blondie chaos. Blonde in color, blonde in nature. 💛 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #AllyPodcast #HotTakes

Deepfakes and Drinking Games

This week, chaos feels… curated. We dive into the wild world of AI deepfakes, are the Blondies being Ai Generated?  Hayden casually reveals a hidden talent that no one asked for but everyone now has to process. And of course, the Blondies step in to offer completely unsolicited parenting advice despite having zero children and even less experience. Bold. Confident. Entirely unnecessary. Blonde in color, blonde in nature. 💛 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #ValentinesEpisode #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #HotTakes

Claude V Chatgpt - Hayden Loses

The Blondies asked the robots to roast each other. The robots roasted Hayden instead. This week Hayden and Dax go head to head with the biggest AIs on the planet — Claude vs. ChatGPT. What do they think of each other? Interesting. What do they think of Hayden? Apparently a LOT, and none of it was requested. Then the boys debut the Love Map Game — the ultimate test of how well these two actually know each other after all this time. Will Dax pass on his very first attempt? The friendship may or may not be on the line. Also: new shirts just dropped, the Blondies have somehow entered a reading era, and the great fiction vs. nonfiction debate happens live on air. It does not go well for either of them. And yes — something happens to Hayden mid-episode that turns him the color of a tomato. Nobody is explaining it. Just watch. 🍅 Are they smart? No. Are they having fun? Absolutely. Is AI coming for them? Tune in to find out.  Blonde in color, blonde in nature. 💛 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net [https://blondiesmedia.net/] and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com [blondiesmedia@gmail.com] 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #ValentinesEpisode #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #HotTakes