WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!

BEN SIEGEL! Why Are Your Front Windows Tinted?!

And Gin Blossoms!!

Priests with Beer Goggles?!

And we go to Journey!!

Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!

And nose piercings?!

More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!

Sheesh!

We’re Going to Key Your Car!

For claiming you’re successful! And how does it feel, Fabulous?