77 Hot Dogs and a Dream

The Bar Fairies

Germs are everywhere, and the crew breaks down the three things you should always wash your hands after touching, from grocery cart handles to the touchscreens at the gas station. Then it's good news time, starting with a Montana nonprofit called the Bar Fairies that leaves coffee gift cards on cars people left at the bar overnight. A Connecticut husky earns a T-bone steak after chasing off a charging black bear to protect a kid. And a 94-year-old named Brian Murray lands a Guinness World Record as the oldest water skier. Plus the crew adds up the price tag on Taylor and Travis Swift's thirty million dollar wedding. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Girl Scout Donuts

Krispy Kreme teamed up with the Girl Scouts to make cookie donuts, and Stitch and Houston completely lost their minds over the Thin Mint and Lemon-Ups versions. Then there's Snake the Bigfoot hunter, a guy who swears he found Sasquatch remains, got them DNA tested, and named the creature Daks. And if you've got a spare thirty two million dollars sitting around, Wayne Manor from the old Adam West Batman series is up for sale, ghosts of terrible acting included. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Sauna Money

Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's. The crew digs into a list of top old person habits that are still fair game to mock. Flamethrowing your weeds, groaning while standing up, calling it "the Book of Faces." There's also a rescue mission after one host gets stuck on the floor for two and a half hours in the Harry Potter line at Universal. And they crack open a list of rich people things you can actually pull off on a budget. Saunas, tailored clothes, nine dollar wine that tastes like a million bucks, and cheesecake slices the size of your head. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Psycho Peacock

Taylor and Travis tied the knot, and this recap can't stop chewing on it. Adam Sandler officiated, Paul McCartney sang, and the vows got read off hundred-thousand-dollar gold books. There's also a rapid-fire round of real firework names, where Control Alt Kaboom and Psycho Peacock somehow made the list. Then things take a turn when the news drops that a daily hot dog could mean an eighteen percent bump in colorectal cancer, so Joey Chestnut, stay safe out there. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Rally Countdown Begins

The gang's still nursing that America's 250th birthday hangover, and they're not sure what to do with their hands now that the fireworks have faded. Meanwhile, Leslie's gone completely dark since she skipped town on the 2nd, so a rescue mission is officially in the works if she doesn't text back by Friday. And the countdown to the 86th annual Sturgis Rally is on, with the crew already buzzing about the biggest music festival in the world rolling back into town. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.