Caught in the Act! A Secret Porn Star and an AI Boyfriend

Buy My Shoes, Daddy

This week, things took an unexpected turn. 😅 We dive into the unexpected message from a man who wanted to buy Scarlet's dirty shoes and be dominated, because apparently the internet is a magical place. 👠✨ We also recap the Demi Lovato concert 🎤🎶, give a relationship update on Carrie and Jack ❤️, and read a wild listener story from our giveaway winner. 🏆🤯 As always, expect laughs 😂, questionable life choices 🤦‍♀️, unsolicited opinions 💭, and way more information than anyone asked for. 🙃 Pour a drink 🍷, buckle up, and get ready for another unfiltered ride. 🎙️🔥

Backdoor Diaries

🍑 Curious about anal? So were we! This week, we're sharing our first-time stories 😅 our most embarrassing moments 🤦‍♀️ and the advice we wish we'd had beforehand. Consider this your unofficial backdoor 🚪🍑survival guide 🫡 because some lessons are better learned before you try it yourself 😉😈

Gimme More

This week we hired a "lawyer" to answer the question no one asked but everyone needed answered: can you get sued for saying a celebrity has a tiny penis? Then we play a rapid-fire game that proves communication is somehow harder than sex, and Bennett breaks down his latest run-in with an emotionally immature man who brought plenty of drama and very little self-awareness. "Legal advice," relationship chaos, and way too much oversharing. In other words... gimme more!

Boners and Breakups

The Al boyfriend drama continues 🤯 and somehow gets even more unhinged. We're talking suspicious 🍆 pics, breakup fallout, Bennett's work crush, and finally spilling the lore about Carrie and her relationship with Jack including how they met and the recent chaos surrounding their brief breakup!

Stood Up, Didn't Shut Up

This week we got stood up... so we spiraled. From meeting a random man (for Bennett 👀) to debating body counts and where to pick someone up in Austin-this night went off the rails fast. And yeah... we definitely didn't shut up.