No One Listens to Me

The Lie Detector: Why Everybody Frontin

What’s wilder: my siblings swearing they didn’t steal my clothes while I’m watching them wear my shirt in 5th period… or me growing up believing Lionel Richie might be my real dad? This episode, I’m talking about lies — the stupid little ones (pizza, shopping bags, goldfish getting blamed for crimes), the “family jokes” that were really cover-ups, and how psychology, philosophy, and even astrology say lying is built into us. Sagittarius lies with a Marvel budget. Gemini lies remixed like a mixtape. Saturn retrograde in my 1st house dragging me to face every cover story I ever told. And of course, my nervous system out here snitching on me like a Nokia ringtone. Funny, honest, a little messy — just like life. And trust me… this is only the beginning.

Happiness Is a Side Effect

What if happiness isn’t the goal, but the side effect? In this episode, I get real about what it means to create when life, love, and work all want something from you. I talk about my Mars in Capricorn in the 5th (aka strategic fun and perfectionism in the same house), the slippery trap of making stuff for validation instead of for yourself, and how relationships can either stifle or fuel your art. I share why my last relationship left me carrying bags that weren’t mine, and how this one feels like oxygen — the difference between someone slowing you down and someone hyping you up at your natural pace. And when it comes to creativity? Sometimes the magic isn’t in the masterpiece — it’s in the jazz playlist, the 5-Star notebook scribbles, or the first messy draft. If you’ve ever felt guilty for choosing yourself, or stuck waiting for permission to create — this one’s for you.

You Gon’ Grow or Nah? North Node Lessons & Your Soul’s Plot Twist

What if the hardest moment in your life… wasn’t punishment, but a pivot? In this episode of No One Listens to Me, I’m talking about North Node lessons — the soul contracts we don’t remember signing, but definitely can’t ignore. We get into: * What a North Node moment actually feels like (spoiler: not cute) * The patterns that won’t stop spinning the block * My personal chart (Cancer NN in the 10th) and how it keeps humbling me * Why growth sounds more like silence than a TED Talk * And why softening might be your next superpower This ain’t a TED Talk. It’s a beat-building, mirror-staring, plot-twisting conversation with your soul. Let’s grow. Or not. Up to you.

Marvel, MS and Me: When your chart says “go,” but your body doesn’t care about birth charts.

What happens when your mind was built for speed — but life, and your health, force you to slow ALL the way down? In this episode, I open up about what it’s really like living with a chronic disability as an IT professional and Astrologer with five Sag placements, a Taurus Moon, and a birth chart that was never meant to sit still — until the universe said, “Slow the eff down… or I’ll do it for you.” We get into: * The mental toll of MS nobody talks about * How my Taurus Moon became the anchor I didn’t know I needed * The superhero energy of Storm and Darkhawk (yup — Marvel gave him MS too) * And the spiritual reframe: "maybe slowing down isn’t losing power — maybe it’s unlocking a new one." This one’s for the ones who still burn… even when the world only sees the smoke.

Two Studs Walk Into a Revolution

This ain’t your typical Pride Month special. Juts the Astrologic reunites with Blaze—best friend, former co-host, and professional firestarter—for a deep, hilarious, soul-snatching cipher on what it really means to be a stud, a healer, and a whole damn archetype. From astrological wounds to hip-hop therapy, they break down Chiron, chart placements, and why studs are expected to kill the spider and carry the weight of the revolution. It’s part sermon, part therapy session, part roast—with just enough Gemini Rising chaos to keep it unpredictable. Warning: May cause emotional breakthroughs, side-eyes at gender roles, and spontaneous head nods.