Opie Finds Out He's Getting FIRED

Abandoned Buildings & Mike’s Leaky D: Carl Says Hell No

Carl roasts the gang’s brilliant idea to podcast inside a haunted abandoned building (sage and moon rock included), then the crew spirals into NYC underground secrets, Grand Central shoot-on-sight rumors, the “Running of the Mexicans,” black squirrels, street-hot Harlem queens, Aretha Franklin worship, pig roasts, and Tim Sabian’s post-mom-death juice cleanse that immediately crumbles for barbecue. Ends with Mike casually dropping the greatest “I got drunk and pierced my D” story of all time. Classic Opie & Carl chaos — zero plot, maximum laughs. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Old Ghosts & Exploding Cats

Opie, Carl, and Sherrod move into their shiny new Westwood One studio on grimy 42nd Street… and immediately start roasting the dim lights, shaky tables, and Civil War-era ghosts of Times Square past. What follows is pure chaos: dodging homeless chaos outside, “catch and release” hot tourists, Cross Bronx Expressway survival stories, the fat kid who fell through three floors into dog shit, the kid who dropped a chunk of sidewalk on a duck family, and Rhonda lighting fireworks in a cat’s ass. Childhood psychopath spotters, Fresh Air Fund weirdness, Vietnamese lightning survivors, Catholic priest shade, grandpa’s shoplifting jacket, and a late dive into Big Pharma zombies — all in one unhinged, laugh-out-loud episode. Classic Opie Radio: zero filter, maximum stories. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

$3,000 Pappy Van Winkle & Carl Ruiz Cries

Carl Ruiz brings in a $3,000 bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon, but the high-end tasting takes an emotional turn. Carl breaks down while explaining his "Life to the Tilt" philosophy in a raw, hilarious, and legendary moment. Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small join the crew to talk shop on the greatest comedies of all time and one of the best years in radio history.  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Carl Ruiz’s Derby Disaster w/ Theo Von

Theo Von calls in from an airplane for the sole purpose of roasting Chris Distefano, leading to a legendary back-and-forth you have to hear to believe. Carl Ruiz sharing his hilariously unfiltered take on attending the Kentucky Derby. Plus, Chris tells the wild story of the time his father forced him to "play disabled" at age 12 just to snag better seats at a Yankees game.  *** This is e pre podcast show from Opie's last year of radio. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Carl looks like a hairy glazed donut & Opie's Swamp Lip

Opie on the Upper West Side with Carl looking like a “hairy glazed donut,” they grab falafels and wander Manhattan swapping wild tales—Opie’s lightning-struck Asian caddy story, childhood crushes, and way too much swamp lip talk. Shopping bag full of herpes meds and hamster treats, rib-grabbing arguments, bodega stops, subway “WOOOs,” Times Square wax figures, and plenty of cringe bystander interactions before heading to the new Westwood One studio with Sherrod. Pure uncut, off-the-cuff Opie Radio chaos. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].