We Almost Run Out of Gas Chasing Gloria to ESPN!

Carl Ruiz’s Derby Disaster w/ Theo Von

Theo Von calls in from an airplane for the sole purpose of roasting Chris Distefano, leading to a legendary back-and-forth you have to hear to believe. Carl Ruiz sharing his hilariously unfiltered take on attending the Kentucky Derby. Plus, Chris tells the wild story of the time his father forced him to "play disabled" at age 12 just to snag better seats at a Yankees game.  *** This is e pre podcast show from Opie's last year of radio. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Carl looks like a hairy glazed donut & Opie's Swamp Lip

Opie on the Upper West Side with Carl looking like a “hairy glazed donut,” they grab falafels and wander Manhattan swapping wild tales—Opie’s lightning-struck Asian caddy story, childhood crushes, and way too much swamp lip talk. Shopping bag full of herpes meds and hamster treats, rib-grabbing arguments, bodega stops, subway “WOOOs,” Times Square wax figures, and plenty of cringe bystander interactions before heading to the new Westwood One studio with Sherrod. Pure uncut, off-the-cuff Opie Radio chaos. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Died On Stage At His 70th Birthday Bash…Band Kept Jamming

Opie, Carl & Sherrod react to jam band legend Colonel Bruce Hampton collapsing and dying on stage during his star-studded 70th birthday show (they play the cell phone video). Carl gets his official chef certificate and Dickies jacket, then immediately gets roasted. Louis plans a wild Atlantic City bachelor party week, Carl tells the insane story of how he met Marie, and DJ Who Kid turns the studio into a Cinco de Mayo twerk session that a rabbi walks right past. Non-stop chaos, laughs, and one very confused holy man. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Opie & Carl Run Wild at ESPN

Opie and Carl finally hit the ESPN campus in Bristol for Carl’s Fantasy Football cooking gig — and they’re given full run of the place.Fight song hallway madness, endless free snacks, studio sneaking, Redneck Hash Browns, mistaken Serena Williams sightings, and Opie almost getting them both kicked out. Pure degenerate fun as two radio guys roam one of sports TV’s biggest compounds like it’s their playground.This is the payoff episode after the rainy road trip — zero filter, zero adult supervision.Key Moments: * Blasting college fight songs * Carl’s killer Cuban sandwiches & deviled eggs * Opie’s stage fright stories + dad’s death anniversary * Foosball, 60-gallon soup vats & near-firings Drop a 5-star review if you laughed your ass off.More chaos at OpieRadio.com | New merch dropping. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].

Carl's Fleetwood Mac Crush Text & Lady in Red Wedding Meltdown

Opie and Carl are stuck in the car on a chaotic road trip to ESPN for Carl’s big gig — with Gloria in lead car taking every back road known to man. Carl goes full cheeseball and sends his crush the Fleetwood Mac song 'Everywhere'… then sweats the reply. Carl tells the legendary story of his brother getting teary-eyed slow-dancing to 'Lady in Red,' almost ruining a double score at a wedding. Plus: white clam pizza debates that trigger Twitter warriors, one-hit wonder rabbit holes (Thompson Twins, Chris de Burgh, 99 Luftballons), hating on social media trolls, passing the Sandy Hook exit, Gloria’s mystery snacks.  Pure unfiltered guy talk, nostalgia, roasts, and highway stupidity. You’re riding shotgun. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss].