Won't Someone Besides Sarah Fitz Please Think of the Box Turtles?!

Chris Weber is a Pro-Matrix Keanu Reeves

One of Cape Cod's finest drives all the way out to see us this week.  We sit down with the hilarious Chris Weber to talk about why he wants to free the robots.  To be fair, it does involve riding around in a giant Megazord.  Talk about a crime with merit.  Like, subscribe, listen now!

Seth Farley: Professional Streaker

A lot of fellas get into crime for the money, and Boston's own Seth Farley is no different.  Public events beware, Seth is going to streak across the field so well the cameras can't help but stay on him.  That's how you get that sweet, sweet ad money.

Pat Lacey Is Burning Down The House (of Oreos)

Pat Lacey has the fire of revolution inside of him, and he knows how he's going to show it.  By burning down the worst place in the world: The Nabisco Factory.  Should have called them cookies instead of biscuits, Nabisco.

Vi and Iggy Run One of the Nicest Cults You'll Never Regret Joining

Tell me if you've heard this one--so a Vietnamese girl and Serb walk into a bar, then immediately recruit you to do their bidding.  That's the world we'll be living in once Vi and Iggy get their act together.  Along the way though, we talk about MassLaughsMedia, their budding comedy empire, and war amongst the chimps.  Top tier episode, if you ask me.

Abby Evans, Future Queen of the Boston Speakeasy Scene

Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours.  Also, bars close at 2AM.  ALSO, where are all the opium dens?  Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you.  That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back.  It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.