The Watermelon Woman, 1996 | "Hire me, New York Times!"

Shortbus, 2006 | "Shout out to Fergie"

Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass? Jon and Luke are praying at Our Lady of the Gutter with John Cameron Mitchell's 2006 sex romp Shortbus! They get honest about uncomfortable cruising experiences, Jon wants to hang out in the Lesbian Room, Luke gives an impromptu Hedwig and the Angry Inch concert, and we all get it in the end! Follow us on Instagram @QueerAssMovieClub and email us at queerassmovieclub@gmail.com.

Johnny Guitar, 1954 | "The Mother Off"

I like to hear it spin! Jon and Luke are checking into Vienna's with extra special guest Chris, for Nicholas Ray's nuanced 1954 western Johnny Guitar! They discuss the cinematic significance of 1939, Jon has a crush on Ernest Borgnine, Luke can do the right thing, Chris dives into his sartorial past, and everyone's finding love on the dance floor! Follow us on Instagram @QueerAssMovieClub, and get in touch at queerassmovieclub@gmail.com.

Tangerine, 2015 | "In this house, we love Danny Trejo"

Mary's at 7! Mary's at 7! Jon and Luke are going to Toyland for Sean Baker's groundbreaking 2015 Tangerine! They discuss favorite holiday songs, Luke eulogizes Socks the Cat, Jon panic-ranks Tarantino's cinematic work (with two glaring omissions), and Mary's at 7! Follow us on Instagram @QueerAssMovieClub, and get in touch at queerassmovieclub@gmail.com.

Carol, 2015 | "Okay, Stefani"

What a strange girl you are... flung out of space. Jon and Luke got their eye on a redhead who owns a steakhouse outside of Paramus for Todd Haynes' 2015 period romance Carol! They talk memorable road trips, Jon is envious of a child's train set, Luke's Werner Herzog impression makes a brief appearance, and why is it your problem? Follow us on Instagram @QueerAssMovieClub!

Another Gay Movie, 2006 | "Kind of a Requiem for a Dream situation."

Gosh darn that Wal-Mart sure does have a nice photo shop! Jon and Luke are donning their best Karen Black in Airport 75 for Todd Stephens' 2006 raunchy gay sex romp Another Gay Movie! They discuss the value of bad taste, Jon is nothing if not a reference queen, Luke is a very hairy man, and everyone loves Nico! Follow us on Instagram @QueerAssMovieClub!