FIXING ALIEN - We 'Improve' the Movie - Part 1

We 'Improve' The Movies - Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn Part 1

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Listen up you primitive screwheads, this episode the 3 Unwise Men attempt to improve the greatest horror/comedy movie of all time, the mighty Evil Dead 2 from 1987. They fail, but have fun in the process.  Please wont you JOIN US for singing corpses, the evil of director Sam Raimi, the misfortune of star Bruce Campbell ever knowing Sam Raimi and more dumb stuff than you can shake a boomstick at.

The Catch Up Episode!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Its been a busy year for the 3 Unwise Men, in this episode we bare our hearts and innermost feelings about the past year or so and explain why our schedules been a bit ropey. Plus, a constant stream of abuse, stupid stories, Carl doesn't have a girlfriend and we discuss some super hot news items.

FIXING JURASSIC PARK - We 'Improve' the Movie Part 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] We're back trying to fix the unfixable, Spielberg classic Jurassic Park Part 2 of 2. Is this possible? The answer, of course is a resounding 'no'.  So join us for dinosaurs with emo hair, 'saur smack downs and hot pelicans. We apologies profusely, but what do you expects from these unwise idiots? Enjoy peeps!

FIXING JURASSIC PARK - We 'Improve' the Movie Part 1

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to another 3 Wise Men Thrill Ride True Believers and Wise Menologists! the second 3 Wise Men Improvey the Movies focusses on 90's Spielberg classic Jurassic Park.  So please join Carl, Rich and Jurassic Park canteen employee Tyrone Osaursusrex as they dissect, analyze and fix the mistakes that heck Spielberg unleashed on the world. You want Sexy Alan Grant, men with open tops, dinosaur themed canteen snacks and poop eating dinos? We got ya covered amigo.

FIXING ALIEN - We 'Improve' the Movie - Part 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2329617/fan_mail/new] Its part 2 of The 3 Wise Men try to improve a stone cold horror classic. How do they do? Welp, its not as good as a stone cold horror classic, but maybe there are some interesting insights in here - The Xenomorph uses the PA system, the Xenomorph uses a spacesuit for a cheeky little trick, Ridley Scott, you may have missed some vital advice here mate. Part 2 of a ludicrous 2 part series.