Snooki, Bears,& The Kentucky Derby

Road Critters, Rainbow Flags, and Retail Rage

This week, we're covering a little bit of everything and somehow making it all make sense. From celebrating Pride Month to chatting about Taylor Swift and all things Toy Story, the conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns. We also tackle the mystery of wildly inconsistent clothing sizes, hear all about Whitney's latest road critter encounters, and share the random stories, laughs, and hot takes you've come to expect. Grab your favorite snack and join us for another Certified Good Time full of chaos, comedy, and conversations you didn't know you needed.

Truck Stops & Toxic Plants, Lost Phones & Love Island

This week we’re covering a little bit of everything from Dolly Parton opening a truck stop empire to the absolute chaos of losing phones while camping. We talk busy schedules, trying to survive grocery store prices that somehow get worse every week, comfy clothes becoming a full personality trait, poison ivy disasters, and of course all the latest Love Island drama. It’s chaotic, relatable, slightly itchy, and definitely a certified good time.

ACM Awards, Dusty Canned Goods, and Questionable Decisions

This week we’re covering a little bit of everything from SNL moments and ACM Awards highlights to the recent jet accident everyone’s talking about. We also dive into the mystery of dusty canned goods, the Olly Pop obsession, air-fryer liners changing lives, and a truly unhinged Taco Bell cat calling situation. Plus our weekly wins, laughs, chaos, and certified recommendations you definitely need to hear.

Technical Difficulties, Microplastics, & Dolly Parton

Technical difficulties tried to take us out this week, but there was no way we were skipping an episode. We’re pushing through the chaos and catching up on everything from The Price Is Right to herbal tea apparently being full of microplastics. We also get into life story recipes, the latest Dolly Parton health update, our wins for the week, and of course our Certified Recommendation. It’s a little messy, slightly delayed, but still a certified good time.

Tomatoes, Touchdowns & The Met Gala

This week we’re covering a little bit of everything including our gardening era, the chaos of middle school football games, and all the drama surrounding Devil Wears Prada 2. We also get into the Met Gala looks, why farmers markets make us feel like we have our lives together, and our thoughts on cruising vacations. Basically it’s springtime chaos with a certified good time twist.