Everything To Guppy Presents: The Labyrinth Pt. 8

Everything To Guppy Presents: The Labyrinth Pt. 12 - The Exodus Terminus

It's something unpredictable. But in the end? It's right. We hope you've had the time of your life.

Abject Suffering 666: Hell Pie

Hell Pie is a spiritual successor to Conker’s Bad Fur day, and a successful one! It’s also not very funny because it’s trying too hard to be transgressive. However, the platforming is kind of on point, which pains us greatly to say.

Best Quality Vacuum 103: Breathe

Jimmy looks for a new job, but gets interested in figurine collecting instead. Kim has some harsh words to share with Howard. Gus explains to Nacho the terms of their agreement.

Watch Out For Fireballs 518: Loop Hero

You make your decision to listen a podcast, you listen while you do not move, you die. You make another decision to listen to a different episode. Yet again, you do not move. You die. But at least you have a few of the meta resources you need to live a little bit longer. This is kind of what playing Loop Hero is like.

Abject Suffering 665: Streamer Life Simulator

Streamer Life Simulator is, believe it or not, streamer slop. An incredibly janky asset flip that tries to skate by on utter charmlessness. It’s also one of many simulator games that doesn’t really bother to make a game out of what it’s simulating. It just slaps a bathroom meter on it. In addition to complaining about this bad game, we talk about various instances of reality breaking down around Gary.