The Rules of The Wash with Dalton Smiley - Episode 1

Europe Debrief: I got gassed by my Uber Driver

This week I'm BACK! And finally giving the full Europe debrief... But a return to the states wouldn't be normal if there wasn't a few hiccups (or almost getting attacked by a coyote at my house lol). Join me as I chat through my trip, the Uber driver who gassed me in his car, and even my run in with the flight attendent who thought I came off the street. OH! And BACK by popular demand...the return of Mystery Socks!! Submit your own below or at the link in my bio! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Jacob Elordi Said WHAT to Julian Burzynski ?!

@JulianCookies has interviewed countless celebrities on red carpets, but can he recognize their most iconic quotes? On The Wash this week, we're talking surviving airport chaos, what celebrities are actually like on the red carpet, Arby's favorites, chicken salad opinions that could end friendships, and Ariana Grande Concerts! Get ready to go for a SPIN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

I accidentally joined a Pyramid Scheme...

What do pyramid schemes, karaoke, Shrek 5, mystery socks, and wedding photography have in common? ME evidently!!! This week we are breezing through my past jobs before I got started at the laundromat! Chatting through all my favorite stories from my crazy past jobs. Also we try a new segment this week called "Mystery Socks"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

My Mom finally speaks her TRUTH...

Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry. We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts me on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or GUILTY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Uly Morazan has 37 future husbands.

Emmy-award-winning (kinda) mexican actress and future husband to Pedro Pascal, ULY MORAZAN (@UlyandErnesto), is CLOCKING into The Wash this week!!! Join Uly and I to chat about the south, quinceañeras, milk chug (?) and MORE! I might even force Uly to narrow down his future husbands and finally leave some hot guys for the rest of us! Check Uly out on Instagram and TikTok at @UlyandErnesto and his new podcast @CurrentBestiesPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]