Carl's A Mess!

Murky Waters

Support Loverboy... Summer House is still taking over our lives—and honestly, we’re not mad about it. This week, we make a slightly unhinged (but completely justified) decision and buy tickets to Watch What Happens Live: Fan Fest this October! Even better? The New York Summer House cast and the Next Gen NYC crew are expected to be there, and we’re already counting down the days. We also dive into all the latest drama from The Valley, share our thoughts on the buzz surrounding The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and get ready for the premiere of McBee Dynasty this week. And because the summer of reality TV never sleeps, Brittany is still fully invested in Love Island! From Bravo gossip to reality TV obsessions and a few impulsive decisions, this episode has it all. Grab your favorite drink and join us!

The West of it All

Grab a glass and settle in because this week we’re deep in our Summer House era. After Brittany and Jess hosted a watch party, we simply could not stop talking about all the drama, relationships, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. We also take a little detour to chat about Rhode Island before diving right back into the world of Summer House. If you’re obsessed with the cast, have strong opinions about who’s right and who’s wrong, or just love listening to friends break down reality TV over a glass of wine, this episode is for you. As always, expect laughs, hot takes, and plenty of unhinged commentary.

Sirens and Slam Pigs

This week we kick things off deep in Rhode Island territory asking the important New England questions… how exactly would you define a “slam pig”? A regional term? A lifestyle? A crisis? We investigate. Then we dive straight into Summer House and the suspiciously long Amanda and West hug that somehow happened right under everyone’s nose. Coincidence? We think not. Over in The Valley, the season is finally hitting its stride and giving us the messy reality TV gold we deserve. And of course, we have to discuss Danny and Luke continuing their spectacular falls from grace while showing their true man colors in real time. Chaos, Bravo gossip, questionable Rhode Island vocabulary, and two women trying to make sense of it all — cheers.

Unbuckled Birkins & Unhinged Moments

This week on Summer House chaos is fully in session. We’re diving headfirst into all things West, Amanda, and the drama that has us side-eyeing every friendship in the house. Are we defending them? Absolutely not. Are we obsessed? Obviously. Then we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the diamonds may be sparkling, but the friendships are looking very… unbuckled Birkin. Who’s loyal? Who’s spiraling? And where exactly are these friendships headed next season? Of course, we couldn’t skip The Valley because the mess is men, and Jesse is looking like the number one guy. And finally, we escape to Newport where the views are elite, the vibes are coastal-rich-aunt perfection, and honestly… there are no views like Newport views. Pour the wine, grab your most emotionally supportive snack, and get unhinged with us.

Snake In The Grass

This week we’re unpacking ALL the chaos. Of course we had to talk Summer House—Amanda, West, and that reunion audio leak . Who should actually be mad here… because the internet has opinions and so do we. Then we head to Beverly Hills where Dorit, Kyle, and Erika are serving drama (and confusion, honestly). Alliances are shifting and we’re breaking down what’s really going on behind the scenes. And can we just say… Rachel Zoe?? Top-tier Housewife energy this season. No notes. Pour a glass, press play, and let’s get into it