Parental Advisory - Episode 3: Cantrips? I thought you said Catnip

Through Your Tubes and Out Your Boobs

We maybe should have divided the last episode into two because, once again, we're having to skip a week. This podcasting thing is hard when we have to squeeze it in between our jobs that actually pay us. But I did promise a little bit of content before the next release, so feast your ears on this very strange conversation we had during the recording of our last episode. If you like this and want to hear a longer version you'll have to join our Patreon. Actually, can you just please join our Patreon no matter what so we can afford to keep doing this? DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 40: Crop Dusted by Ghost Mom

Back in Sestone, the party takes stock of their belongings, gets a few mysterious magical items identified, and learns that Todd’s mask may be connected to something far more powerful than they realized. After sharing the story of their recent adventures with the townsfolk, Sefi is approached by Jeremiah, who asks to join the party and begin his own journey as an adventurer. Despite plenty of warnings, second thoughts, and concern from his parents, Jeremiah is allowed to tag along as the group heads back toward Beckinsdale. His first night on the road quickly becomes a crash course in camp duties, watch shifts, strange companions, and the harsh realities of adventuring. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

A Quick Update on Episode 40

Hey guys, Travis here. Quick update on Episode 40: I’m working hard to get it finished, but unfortunately my full-time day job keeps insisting on being “important” and “necessary to survive.” I don’t want to rush the episode out before it’s fully polished and sounding the way you’ve come to expect from us, so give me just a couple more days and we’ll have that sweet, sweet content ready for your tender little ears. Thanks for sticking with us. The fact that you keep coming back means a lot, and I promise we’re making this one worth the wait. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 39: Grand Theft Arcana

The dream is over… and everything they stole is gone. Back in the real world, the party sets their sights on Pendilor, but first, a detour south. A midnight break-in, memories brought to life, and Thormir’s first swimming lesson await. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Episode 38: One Giant Problem

Our heroes make it to the mountain in search of the missing villagers, only to discover that something huge might be waiting for them in the shadows. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA_GCogdjMaVjv19y3gl6NQ], Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/artist/1BMITM12bahSSVJjmdDmuF], and Apple Music [https://music.apple.com/us/artist/bardcore/1537773807] Additional DM elements by Loresmyth [https://loresmyth.com/] Join our Patreon! [https://open.acast.com/networks/670354966f369dd03591ea63/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/episodes/www.patreon.com/youvegottobecrittingme] Buy our merch on our website [https://critting-me-pod-shop.fourthwall.com/]! Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/youvegottobecrittingme/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61563037528873], and Threads [https://www.threads.net/@youvegottobecrittingme] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.