Pits & Grails & Puppy dog nails

EP. Whatever. Who cares. Death by UFO #moodlife #dont

Dribble drabble ribble rabble. Listen to me(or don't) as I predict my own death and 🙏 that it comes true. Featuring actual recordings of the sound of an unidentified spiraling adult landing at Bottom Rock! 🛸💀

Cyberdrunk

My less than triumphant return could just be my encore bow. Also... Will I be able to get out of debt in time to own a DeLorean-Hummer-El Camino? Always buy your cars cash, and don't Cyberdrink and drive! All on this episode of Absolutely Nothing Going On!!!

Search: History

Crazy landlord stories, stroke victim's rundown on rugby tournaments, the layman's renewable energy update, YouTube mockery... What doesn't this episode have? It's essentially a stream of consciousness time capsule to be opened by whomever or whatever can make sense of our collective search history. It's also apparently dedicated to my friend Adam. Friday: https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 Auctioneer beats: https://youtu.be/LwF9MfW-xMU

Pits & Grails & Puppy dog nails

Shout out to all the McDonald's millennials! I talk pro wrestling and mystery bordering on conspiracy while highlighting a couple of my favorite shows. Then I give a pep talk on clipping your dog's nails. Real interesting stuff.

So, this is Christmas?

WARNING: Santa spoilers! Do NOT listen unless you are prepared for what you may discover. 🎅 My lovely wife joins for a riveting cerebral breakdown of traditions like caroling and the allegory surrounding a certain white bearded benefactor. We may be on to something... Then again, maybe we just watch too much Frasier. Let's see if we can un-toss this salad and un-scramble some eggs.