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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Content Warning: This show is built from disturbing situations, violence, swearing and a healthy mocking of capitalism. While our intention is satire, any portrayal of unspeakable evil, abuse, neglect and general darkness can still be triggering for people who have experienced those things themselves. If this is you, we support you, but you may not want to listen to our show. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983] | Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk] | Amazon [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fa9e0d97-3048-498d-8b2a-45ec704ed964/Ad-Read] | Stitcher [https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr] | TuneIn [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/] | Google [https://t.co/lexWD3PuNS?amp=1] | Android [https://t.co/1NeAQUclvw?amp=1] Subscribe to our newsletter [https://www.getrevue.co/profile/adread], too. Rankus joins Lord Cummington during the filming of the noble man's new show: Lord Cumming Man's Safari Hunt with Lord Cummington, and the two adventurers come across a shocking discovery. Check out these credits: Cast Rankus/Lord Cummington: Jon Robertson [https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/franknooch/] (he/him) Writers This episode was written by Jon Robertson Sound Editing by Kendon Luscher Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher Ad Read Logo by Sammy [https://sammy.studio/] (twitter [https://twitter.com/sup_im_sammy]). Sound Effects Sonniss: Studio 23 LTD - S23_SFX_Footsteps_Gravel_Loafers_Loops_Walk_Normal Dawid Moro - ambient Norway Nyksund shore waves hitting rocks close perspective stereo ORTF 8040

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Content Warning: This show is built from disturbing situations, violence, swearing and a healthy mocking of capitalism. While our intention is satire, any portrayal of unspeakable evil, abuse, neglect and general darkness can still be triggering for people who have experienced those things themselves. If this is you, we support you, but you may not want to listen to our show. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983] | Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk] | Amazon [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/fa9e0d97-3048-498d-8b2a-45ec704ed964/Ad-Read] | Stitcher [https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr] | TuneIn [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/] | Google [https://t.co/lexWD3PuNS?amp=1] | Android [https://t.co/1NeAQUclvw?amp=1] The Moon Prince has been missing ever since The Computer God banished him to a digital void. His only two friends set off to find him with nothing but a box of clues and a few leads. Check out these credits: Cast Cassandra: Tal Minear [https://twitter.com/starplanes] (they/them) of Sidequesting [https://twitter.com/sidequestingpod], Someone Dies In This Elevator [https://twitter.com/SDITEpod] and Parazonium Podcasts [https://twitter.com/ParazoniumP]| Tal's audio fiction site [https://talminear.com/] Rankus: Jon Robertson [https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/franknooch/] (he/him) Doug/Moon Prince/Angelo/Various Characters/Jimmy: Kendon Luscher (he/him) Shop Keeper/Various Characters: And Hollenbach [https://twitter.com/andvoiceacting] (they/them) Adoptive Mom/Various Characters: Elena Hark [https://twitter.com/elenaharkva] (she/her) Adoptive Dad/Various Characters: Brian Roesler [https://twitter.com/roesler_brian] (he/him) of The Illegal Screen [https://twitter.com/theillegalpod] and Treblezine [https://twitter.com/treblezine] Writers This episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional writing by Jon Robertson. Sound Editing by Kendon Luscher Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher Ad Read Logo by Sammy [https://sammy.studio/] (twitter [https://twitter.com/sup_im_sammy]). Sound Effects (check our show website for afull list of sound effects used in this episode [https://www.adreadpodcast.com/episodes/season-3-episode-3-i-dont-like-puns])

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983] | Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk] | Stitcher [https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr] | TuneIn [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/] | SoundCloud [https://soundcloud.com/adreadpodcast] | Google [https://t.co/lexWD3PuNS?amp=1] | Android [https://t.co/1NeAQUclvw?amp=1] We have a right to listen into this group therapy session, but have you given blood today? Think about it. Check out these credits: Cast Rankus: Jon Robertson [https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/franknooch/] (he/him) Sheila (Original and Double): Cheru [https://twitter.com/IridescentSlime] (she/her) Chaz-Kendon/Kendon (Original)/Genie/Narrator: Kendon Luscher (he/him) Chaz (Original): Chaz Everett as himself (he/him) Amantha (Original and Double): Emily [https://twitter.com/PeacockFunk] (she/her) Beverley Winchester: And Hollenbach [https://twitter.com/andvoiceacting] (they/them) Abagail Reeves: Elena Hark [https://twitter.com/elenaharkva] (she/her) Spud/Mike/Mayor Oranges: Brian Roesler [https://twitter.com/roesler_brian] (he/him) of The Illegal Screen [https://twitter.com/theillegalpod] and Treblezine [https://twitter.com/treblezine] Writers This episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional writing by Jon Robertson. Mayor Oranges Campaign Ad written by Brian Roesler with additional writing by Jon Robertson. Sound Editing by Kendon Luscher Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher Ad Read Logo by Sammy [https://sammy.studio/] (twitter [https://twitter.com/sup_im_sammy]). Sound Effects Zapsplat.com - ambience_bar_small_001 Sonniss: Studio 23 LTD - S23_SFX_Footsteps_Extras_Doormat_Scrapes_01, S23_SFX_Footsteps_Gravel_Loafers_Loops_Walk_Normal, S23_SFX_Footsteps_Metal_Boots_Loop_Jogging, S23_SFX_Footsteps_Extras_Doormat_Scrapes_01 3maze - glass_bottle_smash_005, door_lock_007 Paul Virostek - Glass,Pint Glass,Break,Debris,Rock,Medium Distant, Metal,Crash,Concrete,Sheet Metal,20 Gauge,Slow,Complex, Metal,Hits,Pipe,Mixed,Fast,Irregular, Glass,Plate Glass,Thick,Break,Topple,Schoeps, Saw,Circular,Porter-Cable,315,7 1 4 inch blade,16 tooth,On,Cut,Plywood,Off Articulated Sounds - EMOTE Ashley, Woman, Anger Fight Grunt Big 02, EMOTE David, Man, Anger Fight Grunt Special Power 03, EMOTE Joshua, Man, Pain Hurt Grunt Big 03 Borg Sound - Bag Foley_Wallet_Leather_Grab, Bag Foley_Canvas bag_Cotton_Grab Phil Michalski - PM_BA_BOOK_6_14 Book, Paper, Page Turn, PM_BA_BOOK_2_6 Book, Paper, Page Turn Effectswork - Wood_Creak_Basket_File_3_Takes_9 Soundopolis - Door Hinge 02_Creaky_x3_Fienup_001 Sound Ex Machina - Siemens W48 Wandapparat 1934 - Telephone Rings Once 03 Apple Hill Studios - Cartoon Babbling On Telephone Alexander Fokshtein - Snow Impact Stomp Hard Rock The Speakerbox - Professional SFX - BROKEN - DESIGNED - WOOD Break Small, Professional SFX - SORCERY - DESIGNED - MAGIC ELECTRIC Cast Large Vincent Fliniaux -MAGIC AIR Large Whoosh, Swirl, Wind Gust, Foliage 01 Stephane Fufa Dufour - GORE Crack bones crush and break with tension

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast [https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/category/podcast/], a podcast where we read ads. Rank Up Time is a series of shorts where Ad Read host Rankus keeps the citizens of Barberton informed on the important people and issues happening in the city. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983] | Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk] | Stitcher [https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr] | TuneIn [https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/] | SoundCloud [https://soundcloud.com/adreadpodcast] | Google [https://t.co/lexWD3PuNS?amp=1] | Android [https://t.co/1NeAQUclvw?amp=1] Rankus interviews Jesus about his 2020th birthday, being the son of God and much more. Check out these credits: Cast Rankus/Jesus: Jon Robertson [https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/franknooch/] (he/him) Writers This episode was written by Jon Robertson Sound Editing by Kendon Luscher Soundtrack by Kendon Luscher Ad Read Logo by Sammy [https://sammy.studio/] (twitter [https://twitter.com/sup_im_sammy]).