Goon River

Goon River

It's our 50th Episode. Brand alignment remains a core challenge. New Jersey (Putrid Shithole) death + injury map: https://roadway.report/new-jersey --- Virginia death + injury map: https://roadway.report/virginia --- Washington death + injury map: https://roadway.report/washington Expect another episode in about ~3 weeks. We are both traveling soon.

Declaring JIHAD for my GAY SON

Why did they take him from me?

GOONER RESISTANCE EMERGENCY BROADCAST

Missed Connections: SOYBOY seeking EGIRL with SMELLABLE FEET --- THIS JUST IN: THE FEDERAL HIGHWAY ADMINISTRATION IS FEMINIZING AMERICA

CYCLIST DETECTED! ENGAGE KILL SEQUENCE

This week, we interview Madeline Acri of the Austin Ghost Bike Project (https://austinghostbikeproject.org/). We get canceled by Strong Towns.

Let's Hear it for Balls!

The Business Boys have an administrative goon sesh. We submit some paperwork to the IRS.