But Make It Hallmark

Chinggay and Patty end their hiatus with the first week of Countdown to Christmas. Chris McNally loses his WCTH glow, while Carlo Marks climbs the ranks thanks to his earnestness. A kid cancels out our tendency to hate on one of Hallmark’s staple actresses. And Robert Buckley tops the week’s Nice List once again. Bonus: Chinggay becomes friends with a Hallmark movie writer. Holiday Crashers (Lyndsy Fonseca, Danielle Monet, Chris McNally, Jag Bal) Scouting for Christmas (Tamera Mowry-Housley, Carlo Marks) ‘Twas the Date Before Christmas (Robert Buckley, Amy Groening) Thanks to Pietro Lazatin [http://soundcloud.com/pietrolazatin/] for our music and Paola Lazatin [https://www.instagram.com/paolalazatin/] for our cover art Follow us on Twitter: @makeithallmark [https://twitter.com/makeithallmark] and on Instagram: @butmakeithallmark [https://www.instagram.com/butmakeithallmark/]

Chinggay and Patty are swept away by the month’s travel-themed movies. Andrew Walker bares his arms under the Malta sun. Italy and Greece go head to head in two very samesy movies with two equally stellar European leading men. As per usual, rom com queen BJL steals our hearts (and makes us want to eat all the cheese). Bonus: Patty’s real-life Hallmark A-lister sighting in NYC. For Love & Honey (Margaret Clunie, Andrew Walker) Two Scoops of Italy (Hunter King, Michele Rosiello) A Greek Recipe for Romance (Danielle C. Ryan, Rafael Kariotakis) Savoring Paris (Bethany Joy Lenz, Stanley Weber) Thanks to Pietro Lazatin [http://soundcloud.com/pietrolazatin/] for our music and Paola Lazatin [https://www.instagram.com/paolalazatin/] for our cover art Follow us on Twitter: @makeithallmark [https://twitter.com/makeithallmark] and on Instagram: @butmakeithallmark [https://www.instagram.com/butmakeithallmark/]

Chinggay and Patty are at an all-time low because Hallmark’s Countdown to Summer movies literally put them both to sleep. BMIH’s shortest episode yet goes through this snoozefest, one movie at a time—so you don’t have to. Our silver lining? Andrea Brooks and the return of BMIH’s favorite kid actor, Averie Peters. Everything Puppies (Pascal Lamothe-Kipnes, Stephen Huszar) A Whitewater Romance (Cindy Busby, Benjamin Hollingsworth) Big Sky River: The Bridal Path (Erin Krakow, Robert Buckley) A Lifelong Love (Andrea Brooks, Patch May) Thanks to Pietro Lazatin [http://soundcloud.com/pietrolazatin/] for our music and Paola Lazatin [https://www.instagram.com/paolalazatin/] for our cover art Follow us on Twitter: @makeithallmark [https://twitter.com/makeithallmark] and on Instagram: @butmakeithallmark [https://www.instagram.com/butmakeithallmark/]

Chinggay and Patty throw the gauntlet with super serious Spring Into Love pronouncements. One, bobs are making a comeback thanks to Aimee Teegarden and Erin Krakow. Two, Dan Jeanotte is officially out of Patty’s doghouse. And three, Chinggay declares Sarah Drew to be the HCU’s very own Meryl Streep. Cuties Robert Buckley and Juan Pablo di Pace add sizzle and charm to this month’s lineup and make for an interesting F*ck, Marry, and Kill. An Easter Bloom (Aimee Teegarden, Benjamin Hollingsworth) Blind Date Book Club (Erin Krakow, Robert Buckley) Falling in Love in Niagara (Jocelyn Hudon, Dan Jeanotte) Branching Out (Sarah Drew, Juan Pablo di Pace Thanks to Pietro Lazatin [http://soundcloud.com/pietrolazatin/] for our music and Paola Lazatin [https://www.instagram.com/paolalazatin/] for our cover art Follow us on Twitter: @makeithallmark [https://twitter.com/makeithallmark] and on Instagram: @butmakeithallmark [https://www.instagram.com/butmakeithallmark/]

Chinggay and Patty fixate on their current Hallmark kinks: Patagonia sad dads and crumbs from a kind friend-to-lover. This week’s movies fall under No Man’s Land season, where random themes reign supreme — female empowerment care of fighter pilot moms and car mechanic daughters. Two favourite actresses, Erin Cahill and Rachel Boston, return for less than stellar movies; and two favourite Hallmark hunks Niall Matter and Tyler Hynes battle it out (and fail). At the end of the day, it’s the dude who scratches the dependability itch that trumps all. John Mayer dependability kink [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1vtspGOn4x/?igsh=MWV2OGFiOHhkMWZ3dQ%3D%3D] A Taste of Love (Erin Cahill, Martin Kove) The More Love Grows (Rachel Boston, Warren Christie) Come Fly with Me (Heather Hemmes, Niall Matter) Shifting Gears (Katherine Barrell, Tyler Hynes) Guiding Emily (Sarah Drew, Antonio Cupo) Thanks to Pietro Lazatin [http://soundcloud.com/pietrolazatin/] for our music and Paola Lazatin [https://www.instagram.com/paolalazatin/] for our cover art Follow us on Twitter: @makeithallmark [https://twitter.com/makeithallmark] and on Instagram: @butmakeithallmark [https://www.instagram.com/butmakeithallmark/]