Contrivance

The Olympics may have come and gone, but Olympics robots are forever. Yes, you heard us right. Olympics and robots -- name a better pair. Join Britt and Drew for Tony "Methuselah" Hawk, Robot Shoot Basketball, and direct segues between advanced social applications of AI and drawing the word "butthole" in the sand. Timestamps: * 00:43 - Intro, Invention Q&A * 07:23 - Trash Begets Trash 1 * 19:58 - Trash Begets Trash 2 * 30:20 - Untitled Segment 1 * 38:58 - Untitled Segment 2 * 43:57 - Drew's Snack Corner * 55:39 - Wrap-Up Inventions: * Sand Art Robots [https://www.cnn.com/videos/arts/2021/07/28/constant-gardeners-robot-art-olympics-mxb-lon-orig.cnn] * Toyota Q4 [https://www.topgear.com.ph/features/feature-articles/toyota-basketball-robot-a962-20200305] Other Stuff: * H.Y.C.Y.BH? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q] * Psychedelic Water [https://psychedelicwater.com/]

We're finally here. Episode 69. Nice. Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Juliet Tango for discussions of butt plug power suits, Bob/Earl Pleasure Objects, vaginal Etch-a-Sketches, and The Cummies Council. Timestamps: * 00:54 - Intro, Invention Q&A * 03:33 - Trash Begets Trash 1 * 17:45 - Trash Begets Trash 2 * 28:38 - Trash Begets Trash 3 * 50:33 - Untitled Segment * 57:09 - Drew's Snack Corner * 59:31 - Wrap-Up Inventions: * EARL™ [https://www.lelo.com/earl] * Doll Hand Nipple Clamps [https://www.etsy.com/listing/772606966/doll-hand-nipple-clamp-sex-toy-for-women] * Dripstick [https://awkwardessentials.com/products/dripstick] Other Stuff: * Juliet's Twitter [https://twitter.com/juliettangom] * Britt's Gothic Cyberpunk light-up phone case [https://l.messenger.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bazaardodo.com%2Fproducts%2Fgothic-cyberpunk-led-casehttps://www.bazaardodo.com/products/gothic-cyberpunk-led-case-for-samsungekpDx7mlB_dxsoeQwzwg]

After just 18 short months, we're finally doing an episode on COVID inventions. Well, vaguely COVID-related inventions, anyway. Even we have standards. Join Britt and Drew for discussions of Europe's Next Top Singer People, how much capitalism sucks, how to use Drew's Snack Corner for evil, and The Fruit Crusades. Timestamps: * 00:37 - Intro, Invention Q&A * 04:53 - Trash Begets Trash 1 * 15:39 - Trash Begets Trash 2 * 25:55 - Untitled Segment * 38:26 - Drew's Snack Corner * 48:25 - Wrap-Up Links: * SpiroNose [https://www.breathomix.com/spironose-2/] * Veebot [http://www.veebot.com/solutions.html] Other Stuff: * Britt's Lapel Mic [https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01AG56HYQ/]

We've finally made it big! And by big, I mean we performed to a very small audience at Portland's Rose City Comic-Con. It was so much fun! Almost as fun as the ridiculous superhero gadgets we discuss in this episode. Join Britt, Andy, and returning guest hosts Zee and Ian for Bitch-Ass Earth Peppers, extreme libel of Bruce Wayne, "Peter Parkedcar", and a treadmill that does things Treadmills Should Not Do. Timestamps: * 01:05 - Intro, Invention Q&A * 08:00 - Trash Begets Trash 1 * 15:55 - Trash Begets Trash 2 * 24:38 - Trash Begets Trash 3 * 33:50 - Trash Begets Trash 4 * 43:53 - Wrap-Up Links: * Green Arrow's Spicy Chili [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Arrow%27s_Chili] * Bat-Female-Villain-Repellent [https://thecomicdigest.com/snax_item/bat-female-villain-repellent/] * The Spider-Mobile [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Mobile] * The Cosmic Treadmill [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Treadmill] Other stuff: * Check out Zee's podcast Ghosts-n-Heauxs [http://cranivalstudios.com/heauxs]! * Find more of Ian's work at iandurias.com [http://iandurias.com]!

Oh boy, Candide, do I have a modest proposal for you! Won't you listen to this episode about satirical publications? It's literally like 1984. Join Britt, Drew, and special guest Glen Tickle for The Timeliness of Mrs. Swan, a flash of Womanspiration, Ol' Spicey, A Confluence of Danzigs, and a magazine about how much of a jerk you are. Timestamps: * 00:43 - Intro, Invention Q&A * 08:18 - Trash Begets Trash 1 * 18:10 - Trash Begets Trash 2 * 23:20 - Trash Begets Trash 3 (ft. Glen Tickle) * 44:47 - Untitled Segment * 50:41 - Drew's Snack Corner * 57:11 - Wrap-Up Links: * Reductress [https://reductress.com/] * The Hard Times [https://thehardtimes.net/] * Jerk! The Magazine [http://www.jerkthemagazine.com/] Other stuff: * A Stupid and Futile Gesture [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Futile_and_Stupid_Gesture_(film)] (the National Lampoon movie) * The "children's bitch hat" was, in fact, from episode 11