Daily Fail

You’re our beautiful fail babies <3    This week:  * Taylor Swift walks in front of a car, everyone suspects pregnancy  * Meghan and Harry celebrate Lilibet’s fourth birthday with some cringe, and some controversy   * Armie Hammer, former alleged cannibal and current family man  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Outing people is always, always a fail.  This week:   * A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t)  * Michelle Obama makes a joke about vaccines causing autism (she doesn’t)  * A writer muses on why society should let men be a little gay, as a treat   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

The fail’s in the details.    This week:  * The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line * The mean strong women sticking their CLAWS in your son :(  * The foods that the fail admits don’t cause autism, but WHAT IF Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails. This week:   * Brooklyn Beckham is letting a woman tear his family apart, per usu * It’s just a little funny how the Pope hasn’t acknowledged President Trump’s peacemaking  * The one quick way to make slightly less money than your son: a pyramid scheme!   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3    And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator. This week:  * Libs freak out over a completely unserious proposal involving Alcatraz * Prince Harry’s body language makes it seem like he means what he’s saying * Broke dudes are a disease Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer [https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer] and @maurafcurrie [https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie], or Instagram @k10meinzer [https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/] and @maura_frances [https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/], to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon [https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link] for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]