Booger Eaters

Like a Gay Sex (to the tune of Like a G6)

Thanks to our friend Robbie (@digitalrobschro) for helping us re-write the national anthem to better fit this everchanging social landscape (it involves yodeling in a thick Asian accent). We talk about things and stuff, pretty racial. Also, who else likes to eat raw top ramen, leave a comment below.  Also follow Robbie he is funny and creative. Hee hee If you're still reading,

Why Aren't There Any Jamaican Mormons?

With our friend Rani, anything is possible. Today we talk about most things, and also very few things. Obla di obla da.  We talk about Mormons, Jurassic Park, street fights, and why Portugal should just stop being a country already, we get it. Thanks again to our friend Rani for his half Lebanese perspective and for hitting our neighbor's mailbox.

Booger Eaters

We were pretty high for this one. Coincidentally maybe our best one. Maybe I'm high right now????? Thanks again to our friend Francis (aka Franduko) for adding a weesnaw to this barnyard.

Quick Therapy Session/Mexicans Be Like

The Mexicans are at it again. We try to figure out how all Mexicans seem to be related yet still avoid incest, why corporal punishment is uhh, yeah and other nUAnCEs of our culture. Follow our friend and goodass comedian Jovany (@youngpoodle_)

Humanity's Biggest Mistake

It was Chex Mix. Our good friend Francis helps us tackle today's most pressing issues like: was Thanos right?, does the Sun have feelings?, and Chester the Cheetah.