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26 Minutes of Juice

Matt had a gang bang and it leads the gang to miss Boyce on the podcast. Is Alex a sociopath? Let’s dive into how the death of our grandparents (doesn’t?) affect us. Does a walking corpse traumatize children? Kyle got Norovirus and snarted. Anthony plays Fart Roulette. Soup! Crisco! Cars! Moose! Ya know what, this show is garbage maybe don’t listen to it.

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Anthony Ramontez is here and thank god because Alex thinks he’s going to get shot at LBX and he’s gonna need a body guard. How often do YOU think about the Roman Empire? Anthony does stand up at a gay club and Matt day dreams about the Las Vegas of the midwest. We discuss the vast corn fields of Iowa, giant cats and if you’re bored listen for the sound of the dryer buzzer! It means this terrible show is almost over.

Colossal Country Time

This week on Emergency Stop: Jessica joins us and shares in explicit detail how Colossal smells. Alex gets blasted by a poop shotgun, the gang talks sun poisoning and we munch down on some Country Time Lemonade powder. Miranda changes her breastmilk to soy and simultaneously share our favorite non-checkout-lane sweets, including the slim-jim of candy. All of this and so much more so don’t wait, listen to MCR and bate it!

Bee Sting Sixteen

Matt proclaims Bee Sting Cake the most delectable German confectionairy and the gang agrees post cereal fuckin sucks. Miranda and Matt discuss Alex’s guilt driven parenting while he comforts his crying daughter. Miranda braves ghost town BoyZone. Kyle dies from violent exothermic diarrhea. Matt’s 4x yearly injection costs $12,000 and he explains how he can tell his twins apart. Why the fuck do kids need refrigerators and how do they prepare for sweet sixteen and pregnant parties in the classroom? Find out on this episode of Emergency Stop.

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Our editor, Michael, joins us in the studio tonight, moustache and all and he’s shocked he edited a video with a dead man in it. Kyle is now aging his mead, Michael critiques the show and is all too eager to show us his anime porn video game collection on Steam. Alex throws a folding chair through dry wall, slept in canoes and murdered bitches. The gang talks battleships, women have 8 ovaries to spend and Michael submitted his fucking application to LE with a cover letter written by ChatGPT.