Romain Gary/Toki Pona

Acoustic Kitty/Capability Brown

Chris discovers an unlikely secret agent. Payton’s lawn gives him an existential crisis. They also discuss The Mooning of the Amtrak.

The Schvitz/Lord Timothy Dexter

Payton sweats it out in the sauna. Chris finds an improbably successful investor. They also discuss Ready Player One fan fiction.

1904 Olympic Marathon/Welsh Rarebit Nightmares

Chris discovers the chaos of an old-timey Olympics. Payton regrets living like a 19th-century bachelor. They also discuss New Zealand’s “Laser Kiwi Flag.”

The Dragon King of Oxford/DIY Yacht Build

Payton learns the value of happiness from the Bhutanese royal family. Chris discovers a modern-day Noah's Ark. They also discuss the controversy around two-handed bowling.

Romain Gary/Toki Pona

Chris discovers the power of adopting a professional pseudonym. Payton learns two tiny languages that might change his perception of reality. They also discuss Dubai’s novelty license plate culture.