FUQ2: Definitely Not Pete Hegseth

FUQ4: Definitely Not Kash Patel

Forrest interviews an AI version of Kash Patel. We discuss his need to take credit for everything, his numerous boondoggles and whatever is going on with his eyes. Kash also really wants to tell us how much he can bench.

FUQ3: Definitely Not Karoline Leavitt

Forrest interviews an AI version of Karoline Leavitt. Topics include her ever-present cross necklace, Trump as Dr. Jesus and whether it’s ok to call a reporter “piggy.”

FUQ2: Definitely Not Pete Hegseth

We talk with someone who sounds much like the Secretary of Defense. We discuss doing pushups, tight suits and warfighting. There might also be name calling and threats.

FUQ1: Definitely Not Donald Trump

FUQ1: Definitely Not Trump Forrest Healy [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/699cf795f292ae05b6f96591/6f4040d9-bf5a-450a-aa05-0bb4dab4cc0b/2026-FUQ-Art-3000x3000-bug-fh-Episode1.jpg?format=1000w] Forrest interviews an AI version of Donald Trump. Even in his AI form, he’s still dishonest and repellent.