12. Why Wrapping Paper Is the Real Christmas Miracle

13. The Morning Fog: Navigating Life Before the Brew

The lost 13th episode from a caffeinated Bertie.

14. Fifty Shades of Auburn: The Thrill and Terror of Choosing Your Own Fate

Bertie May's hair is fire! Not literally, but it is definitely smoking up the room. Thanks to our sponsor, Valley Vida in El Centro.

12. Why Wrapping Paper Is the Real Christmas Miracle

Bertie knows how to roll her papers. The Christmas papers.! Thanks to Michael Mcelvany from Farmer's Insurance for sponsoring this episode.

11. The Stuffer and the Stuffed: A Philosophical Look at the Nature of Stockings

Bertie sips some spiked egg nog as she contemplates the old socks with tubes of toothpaste inside. Thanks to our sponsor La Fonda, in El Centro.

10. Relish: Proof That a Little Bit of Tart Can Make Life Sweeter

Bertie waxes astringently about that tart stuff on the table. Thanks to our sponsor Little Angel's Family Daycare in El Centro, and have a happy Thanksgiving!