6.02: Wreckers caught luring a vessel to its doom! — Meet our Hostess, Miss Read of 66 Queen Anne-street. — Two songs & poems about “frisky milkmaids.” (The “Twopenny Torrids and Ninepenny Naughties”)

Ep. 6: Highwayman Dick Turpin’s miraculous escape from the soldiers! — “Making Love by Moonlight.” — Introducing our hostess, MISS LITTLETON (The “Twopenny Torrids + Ninepenny Naughties”)

Join host CORINTHIAN FINN (a.k.a. Finn J.D. John 18th Baron Dunwitch*), for a one-hour-long spree through the scandal-sheets and story papers of early-Victorian London! ———— For COMPLETE SHOW NOTES, including art and links to resources, see ⁠⁠pennydread.com/discord.⁠⁠ ———— IN TODAY'S "TWOPENNY TORRIDS" EPISODE: * 01:45: STREET POETRY: From an 1840s broadside ballad: “Please Your Wife” and “Making Love by Moonlight.” * 06:10: BLACK BESS; or, THE KNIGHT OF THE ROAD (starring HIGHWAYMAN DICK TURPIN), Chapter 75-79: The highwaymen, as they approach Durley Chine, are unaware that there’s still a hyperactive manhunt on for both of them, and that was what the dragoons were up to. Luckily, as they approach Durley Chine, it’s gotten dark, and they observe a dozen or so men with lanterns spreading out around the gates of Durley Chine. King puts the pieces together and realizes the highwaymen are the subject of an intensive manhunt. They’re guarding Durley Chine to nab them when they try to break out, if they’re hiding inside. But Black Bess is in the park! How are they going to get her out? Will they escape capture by the soldiers? * 44:45: INTRODUCING OUR HOSTESS: MISS LITTLETON, of No. 3 Salisbury-street, Strand. One of the “ladies of the evening” listed and described in Harris’s List of Covent-garden Ladies, a directory for bucks and bloods out on the town in the early 1800s. “A fine plump girl,” the anonymous author writes, “with dark hair, large eyes, and dark eye-brows.” * 48:00: A RATHER NAUGHTY COCK-AND-HEN-CLUB SONG: "The Frenchman,” a frisky song about a traveling Frenchman who, inquiring with a heavy French accent about his lost “snuff-pox,” everyone thinks he is asking them if they have The Pox. * 50:30: A FEW MILDLY DIRTY JOKES from what passed in 1830 for a dirty joke book: "The Joke-Cracker" by Martin Merryman, Esq. GLOSSARY OF EARLY-VICTORIAN SLANG USED IN THIS EPISODE: * DRAW-LATCHES: (from intro) House burglars. * DIMBER MOTS: (ibid) Pretty girls. * GRAVEL-TAX COLLECTORS: (ibid) Highway robbers. * CORINTHIAN: (ibid) Sporting man of rank and fashion, most famously represented by Corinthian Tom from Pierce Egan’s “Life in London,” the story of the adventures of a wealthy Regency rake named Tom and his country cousin Jerry as they rampage through the streets of London on a continual spree. * CYPRIANS: (From the introduction to Hostess Miss XXX) Ladies of easy virtue, a classical reference to the island of Cyprus, supposedly peopled with sexually frisky ladies. * BLOODS, PINKS, BUCKS: (ibid) High-spirited young rich men of what today we’d call college age. * SPORTING THEIR BLUNT: (ibid) Throwing money around. * BUMPER: (ibid) Liquor glass. * BINGO: (ibid) Hard liquor, usually gin. * SLUICE YOUR IVORIES: (ibid) Take a big drink. * THE POX: (from cock-and-hen-club song, “The Frenchman”) Syphilis; or, in a heavy French accent, a box. * MORRIS OFF: (from outro) Run away at top speed. * BEAKS ON THE NOSE: Police detectives or magistrates on an investigation. * DIDDLE COVES: Bartender or landlord in a gin palace or dram shop. * DAFFY DOXIES: Racy ladies who enjoy drinking daffy (gin). * CAPTAIN LUSHINGTONS: Habitual drunks. * BOOZING-KEN: Drinking den. * SMITHFIELD: In the early 1800s a notoriously crowded and dangerous neighborhood in which a very unsanitary open-air livestock market was regularly held until the 1850s. * The Barony of Dunwich is located in a deep forest glade west of Arkham (where, as H.P. Lovecraft put it, “the hills rise wild, and there are valleys with deep woods that no axe has ever cut; there are dark narrow glens where the trees slope fantastically, and where thin brooklets trickle without ever having caught the glint of sunlight.”) Actually it is a good 3,000 miles west of Arkham. It is not to be confused with Dunwich, the English seacoast town that fell house by house into the sea centuries ago, or Dunsany, the home until 1957 of legendary fantasy author Edward J.M.D. Plunkett, 18th Baron Dunsany.

Ep. 5: Sir Francis Varney has a strange visitor. — The Life and Times of a Legendary Highwayman. — The Death of an Unrecognised Son. (Episode 5; theme: The “Graanum Gothics.)

SHOW NOTES — for — EPISODE 5 (Season Six) (June 7, 2026) ———— Join host Corinthian Finn, a.k.a. Finn J.D. John 18th Baron Dunwitch,* for a one-hour-long spree through the scandal-sheets and story papers of early-Victorian London! This show cycles through four themes over a four-week cycle, one show per week. This is the GRAANUM GOTHIC theme show, featuring Varney the Vampyre and other Gothic drama. It will be followed by ... * The “Twopenny Torrid” theme episode, coming next Sunday; * The “Sixpenny Spooky” theme episode, coming two Sundays hence; and finally— * The “Ha’penny Horrid” theme episode, coming three Sundays from today. For COMPLETE SHOW NOTES, including art and links to resources, see ⁠⁠pennydread.com/discord.⁠⁠ * 01:45: ON THIS DREADFUL DAY (June 7, 1854): A tradesman, apparently seized with madness, suddenly turned upon his mother-in-law with a poker. He was subsequently convicted of murder. * 05:00: VARNEY THE VAMPYRE; or, THE FEAST OF BLOOD, Chapter 58-59: Jack Pringle arrives, very drunk. They give him the rest of the gin, hoping he will pass out and be quiet, which he does; but they soon have cause to regret that, as Varney tries again to sneak into the house. The admiral seizes him by the leg, but he slips away leaving the admiral holding the boot. Then someone throws a tree through the window, which the admiral gets tangled up in; and while he is freeing himself a spectral form rises above the balcony and issues a spooky warning: “Beware of the dead!” * 35:10: CATCHPENNY BROADSIDE: A maudlin cautionary tale of an elderly couple who conspire to murder a boarder for his money, only to discover that he was their long-lost son, who’d gone to sea years before. This type of story seems to have been something of a street-literature trope back in the day. * 40:20: THE LIVES OF THE HIGHWAYMEN: Introducing Old Mobb, a highwayman with a legendary wit and flair for the dramatic. We’ll be exploring Old Mobb’s career in the next two episodes of The Lives of the Highwaymen. * 49:50: A FEW SQUEAKY-CLEAN DAD JOKES from the early-1800s' most popular joke book: "Joe Miller's Jests; or, The Wit's Vade-mecum." GLOSSARY OF EARLY-VICTORIAN SLANG USED IN THIS EPISODE: * NATTY LADS: Well-dressed young pickpockets. * RUM BUFFERS: Jolly hosts. * KNIGHTS OF THE BRUSH AND MOON: Drunken fellows wandering amok in meadows and ditches, trying to stagger home. * CORINTHIAN: A fancy toff or titled swell. Used here as a reference to Corinthian Tom, the quintessential Regency rake depicted in Pierce Egan's "Life in London" (usually referred to as "Tom and Jerry"). * CHAFFING-CRIB: A room where drinking and bantering are going on. * GRAANUM GOLD: Old hoarded money. * SHE-LION: A shilling. * GENTRY COVES: Gentlemen of rank. * AUTEM BAWLERS: Parsons. * CLANKER: Pewter drinking-pot usually used for ale. * ENGLISH BURGUNDY: Strong old ale. * PIKE OFF: Run away. * RED WAISTCOAT: The traditional uniform of the Bow-Street Runners, London’s first real professional police force. * GAMMONERS: Swindlers or gamblers who cheat. * ROMONERS: Fake occultists and fortune tellers. * SHARPS: Swindlers. * OLD ST. GILES: The neighbourhood of St. Giles in the Fields parish, which in the early Victorian age was a notorious slum. * RUM TE TUM WITH THE CHILL OFF: The very best. * The Barony of Dunwich is located in a deep forest glade west of Arkham (where, as H.P. Lovecraft put it, “the hills rise wild, and there are valleys with deep woods that no axe has ever cut; there are dark narrow glens where the trees slope fantastically, and where thin brooklets trickle without ever having caught the glint of sunlight.”) Actually it is a good 3,000 miles west of Arkham. It is not to be confused with Dunwich, the English seacoast town that fell house by house into the sea centuries ago, or Dunsany, the home until 1957 of legendary fantasy author Edward J.M.D. Plunkett, 18th Baron Dunsany.

6.04: Sweeney Todd gloats over his latest murder — but is Mrs. Lovett really dead? — The trial and execution of two horrid double-murderers. (Episode theme: The “Ha’penny Horrids”)

SHOW NOTES: (For complete show notes, including art and links, go to pennydread.com/discord [https://pennydread.com/discord] and look in the Season 6 feed) ———— 01:40: HANGED TODAY IN HISTORY (June 2, 1621): Former fishmonger John Rowse came into a small fortune, which he squandered so completely that his wife and two young daughters were in danger of being made to beg. He decided that rather than going back to work as a fishmonger to earn a living for his family, he’d solve the problem by murdering them. (Special thanks to executedtoday.com [https://www.executedtoday.com/2017/06/02/1621-john-rowse-unnatural-father/], at which much more about this story can be found) 09:45: SWEENEY TODD, THE BARBER OF FLEET-STREET, Chapters 103-105: Todd returns to his shop all smiles, and Johanna is convinced he has murdered Mrs. Lovett. Meanwhile, over at that worthy’s pie-shop, she has hired a neighbour to watch the place, and put the captive cook off with a bottle of wine and a promise to free him within 24 hours after the 4:00 batch of pies goes up. The cook, after seeing the letter, eyes the pie elevator speculatively, seeming to be hatching a scheme … what’s he got in mind, do you think? 52:15: HORRID BROADSIDE: “The Execution of James Bloomfield Rush.” (April 23, 1849) The crime, trial, and execution of a murderer whose scheme to get title to his landlord’s property by murdering the whole family and blaming the relatives with which they were feuding collapsed when his would-be victims recognized him through his false beard and wig. GLOSSARY OF EARLY-VICTORIAN SLANG USED IN THIS EPISODE: * FLY MOTS: Cool chicks. * MILLERS: Prizefighters. * KNIGHTS OF THE BLADE: Swaggering companions who are boastful of their prowess and may also claim a military rank — Captain, Major, Colonel — that they don’t really have a right to. * SNICKER: Large liquor glass. * OLD TOM: Top-shelf gin. * PRATE ROAST: A loquacious fellow. * PINKS OF FASHION: Sharp-dressed men. * GRAANUM GOLD: Old hoarded money. * TIP OUR RAGS A GALLOP: Run away as fast as we can. * GRABS: Law enforcement personnel. * TOUCH, or PUT THE TOUCH ON: To arrest. * HELL CATS: Dangerous ladies who frequent the “hells” (gambling dens). * BLACKLEGS: Professional gamblers who cheat to win. * SPICE ISLANDERS: Swindlers. A double pun: Mace is a spice; a mace-man is a swindler; so a Spice Islander is, as it were, a resident of Swindle Island. * SPEELING-CRIB: A “hell” (gambling den). * COVENT GARDEN: London neighbourhood that was, in the Regency and early Victorian, famous as a place where bloods, bucks and choice spirits went to sport their blunt. Upscale gambling hells and brothels were conveniently close by the Royal Opera and Drury-lane Theatre.

6.03: Mr. Harker arrives at Castle Dracula. — The ghosts of two lovers — and Dick Turpin? — He dreamed they were digging his grave! (Theme: “Sixpenny Spookies.”)

SHOW NOTES — for — EPISODE THREE (Season Six) (May 24, 2026) * 00:45: A local legend from HAUNTED ENGLAND: THE PENGUIN BOOK OF GHOSTS: Remember the scene in Black Bess where Dick Turpin and Tom King find the skeletons of the two lovers locked in the vault in the abandoned mansion? Turns out that story was based on a real ghostly legend from the village of Apsley Guise, in Bedfordshire! Dick Turpin himself is involved in the legend and is one of the ghosts said to haunt Woodfield House. * 05:15: EARLY VICTORIAN GHOSTLY SHORT STORY, to-wit: WAS IT AN ILLUSION?, by AMELIA EDWARDS (1881), Part 1 of 2 parts: A Church of England cleric and inspector of parochial schools named Mr. Frazer travels to a far-distant corner of his “beat” to a town called Pit End. On the road he sees only two people: a limping man who looks right through him as if he weren’t there, and a youth with a fishing pole who seems to appear out of thin air. The cleric arrives in Pit End, and meets the master of the local school … it’s the limping man. He swears he didn’t leave the village the day before, and when the cleric asks about the fishing lad, he’s visibly frightened. — Then a seam opens up, and the lake drains into one of the mines, and reveals something horrible …. * 31:15: GHOSTLY POETRY, to-wit: THE RISING OF THE DEAD and THE BINDING OF THE LOST, by EUGENE LEE-HAMILTON (1883). * 36:00: DRACULA, by BRAM STOKER (1897), Chapter 1: We start out reading Jonathan Harker’s journal recounting his trip to the Carpathians to meet Count Dracula, who has invited him thither. It reads like a well-written travelogue as Harker remarks on local costumes and cuisine and complains about the unpunctuality of the trains as he makes his way on them through Austria and Hungary and into Transylvania, and then to Bistritz, the nearest town to Castle Dracula, and on to the castle … but all the local seem terrified for him, and frequently cross themselves. They mutter to each other and he catches words like “Satan” and “hell” and “witch” and “vampire” …. * 1:12:30: An anecdote from LORD HALIFAX’S GHOST BOOK: Mr. Drury, the clergyman at Chilton Polden in Cornwall, was injured and unable to preach one Easter, so his brother came to town to pinch-hit for him. Upon arriving, he had a vivid dream of his own coming death …. GLOSSARY OF EARLY-VICTORIAN SLANG USED IN THIS EPISODE: * COUNT-CARDS: Fine fellows. * GNOSTICS: Knowing coves, or “wise guys.” * KNIGHTS OF THE BRUSH AND MOON: Drunken fellows running amok in fields and ditches late at night, trying to stagger home. * SHERRY OFF: Run away. * FLATS: Suckers. * GET FLY TO THE FAKEMENT: Get wise to the swindle. * MOABITES: Bailiffs. * PHILISTIES: Also means bailiffs. * CRAPING COVES: Hangmen. * YE OLD STONE PITCHER: Newgate Prison. * PADDINGTON FAIR: Execution day at Tyburn, which is in Paddington Parish. Paddington is also a pun, as “pad” was a flash word for “thief” or “robber.” * BRUSH OFF: Leave. Note this phrase means something slightly different today. Thank you for your support! Please, if you have a moment, rate us on your podcatcher network. If you’d like to do more, we do have a Patreon page; it’s here: https://patreon.com/pennydread [https://patreon.com/pennydread]

6.02: Wreckers caught luring a vessel to its doom! — Meet our Hostess, Miss Read of 66 Queen Anne-street. — Two songs & poems about “frisky milkmaids.” (The “Twopenny Torrids and Ninepenny Naughties”)

SHOW NOTES — for — EPISODE 2 (Season Six) (May 17, 2026) ———— * 01:55: STREET POETRY: From a broadside ballad: “I Shall be Married on Monday Morning,” about a very young milkmaid looking forward eagerly to her wedding night. (1845). * 04:40: BLACK BESS; or, THE KNIGHT OF THE ROAD (starring HIGHWAYMAN DICK TURPIN), Chapter 71-73: Tying up the sentry, Dick Turpin and Tom King hurry out into the storm — and when they arrive, they see a great light burning at the summit of the highest rock. It’s a decoy lighthouse! The smugglers aren’t just smugglers, they’re ship wreckers! And now a ship has fallen prey to them, decoyed onto the rocks! Scrambling over the dark rocks in the pitch darkness with the storm raging around them, the highwaymen try to get close enough to the wreck to save whoever they can … and avenge whoever they can’t. * 44:55: INTRODUCING MISS READ: One of the “ladies of the evening” listed and described in Harris’s List of Covent-garden Ladies, a directory for bucks and bloods out on the town in the early 1800s. Miss Read is described as 22 years old, very pretty, with dark eyes and eyebrows and a remarkable enthusiasm for fox-hunting and other sports of the field. * 48:10: A RATHER NAUGHTY COCK-AND-HEN-CLUB SONG: "The Milk-maid” (about a milkmaid who decides to try her skill upon a local swain. Set to the tune of “Let’s Haste to the Wedding.”) * 51:00: A FEW MILDLY DIRTY JOKES from what passed in 1830 for a dirty joke book: "The Joke-Cracker" by Martin Merryman, Esq. GLOSSARY OF EARLY-VICTORIAN SLANG USED IN THIS EPISODE: * KEN-CRACKERS: (from intro) Housebreakers. * ANGLING COVES: (ibid) Receiveers of stolen goods. * KNIGHTS OF THE ROAD: (ibid) Highway robbers. * CORINTHIAN: (ibid) Sporting man of rank and fashion, most famously represented by Corinthian Tom from Pierce Egan’s “Life in London,” the story of the adventures of a wealthy Regency rake named Tom and his country cousin Jerry as they rampage through the streets of London on a continual spree. * CYPRIANS: (From the introduction to Hostess Miss XXX) Ladies of easy virtue, a classical reference to the island of Cyprus, supposedly peopled with sexually frisky ladies. * SPORTING THEIR BLUNT: (ibid) Throwing money around. * FLICKER: (ibid) Liquor glass. * JACKY: (ibid) Gin. * SLUICE YOUR IVORIES: (ibid) Take a big drink. * MORRIS OFF: (from outro) Run away at top speed. * BEAKS ON THE NOSE: Police detectives or magistrates on an investigation. * DIDDLE COVES: Bartender or landlord in a gin palace or dram shop. * DAFFY DOXIES: Racy ladies who enjoy drinking daffy (gin). * CAPTAIN LUSHINGTONS: Habitual drunks. * BOOZING-KEN: Drinking den. * SMITHFIELD: In the early 1800s a notoriously crowded and dangerous neighborhood in which a very unsanitary open-air livestock market was regularly held until the 1850s.