Panic at the Dayna

Human Skin Suits ft Zack the Jewologist

What if there were people walking among us with human skin? Well actually that's incredibly normal, since most people you know are likely to have mostly human skin. What a strange question in hindsight, and we apologize if it was deeply racist. We cover all of the hot topics and controversies that you care about, like unique first names and the spelling of words in English. Get ready to get your buttons pushed on yet another sexy episode. Also Dayna tells a joke and it's just so, so dreadful.

The Upsetting Truth About Savory Cereal

Have you ever had a fun time at the movies? Would you be upset if someone had paid $20 to nap next to you at the movies? Or would you be more upset if they were eating bowls of non cereal foods with spoons next you? Find out that, plus we reveal if you-- the reader of this sentence-- is pregnant with the next Jesus. Stay tuned!

Panic at the Dayna

Because we're a political, educational, authentic comedy podcast, we are publishing this brilliant episode that involves Dayna asking to pause because she's having a panic attack. Why publish it? Is it because we didn't want to do another one? Legally we are saying that's not it, and instead it's a window into our authentic lives, and totally not planned. In fact, we don't even write these little blurbs. This is just an admin at Spotify (name is Blaze, btw.)

Breeding Humans without Souls

Have you ever wondered if cloned human beings have souls? If not, would you consider farming these soulless humans for their organs, specifically livers? Why the hell would you wonder something so strange??? Join as we discuss the perfect morning routine and answer some listener feedback AKA spam texts.

Mamdani and DaddyDonny

No matter your political alignment, you're hearing noise about Mamdani, but are you hearing enough about DaddyDonny? We fill you in on just how smart the big man is, as well as sharing our pet peeve. We only have one, and it's people who have multiple pet peeves. If you have multiple, DO NOT TELL US. It makes us bust.