Executioners & Berserkers | Show #7 | I am Stand-Up Comedy | Austin Anderson

Executioners & Berserkers | Show #7 | I am Stand-Up Comedy | Austin Anderson

✅ Movies Luca, Wish Dragon ✅ When your a kid having a friend move away ✅ Growth Spurts ✅ Growing Beards ✅ Giving homeless people money ✅ Guns at Church ✅ Everywhere I go someone is asking me for a dollar ✅ Executioners and berserkers See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for privacy and opt-out information.

The Movie Tombstone | National Geographic Tribal Woman Centerfold | If you are not creating, you need to start | I Am StandUp Comedy | Austin Anderson

✅ The Movie Tombstone is really about Mustaches. ✅ National Geographic Tribal Woman Centerfold ✅ I have too many male ducks, and they are all rapists. ✅ Inspirational rant about how we are all creators, and if you are not creating, you need to start. Creating is not all about the finished product; it’s about the process. ✅ Instead of saying “stop being a pussy” say “stop being a testicle.” ✅ After living in a camper in a forest, I no longer fear spiders, snakes, or tics. ✅ Adventures of creating a path through my forest ✅ Jim Carrey’s inspiring comments on choosing who you want to be ✅ What’s the best way to get out of a speeding ticket? 🎙 A new show airs every Friday at 9 PM CDT, midnight EST. Bonus Episodes every week: → https://www.patreon.com/iamstandupcomedy [https://www.patreon.com/iamstandupcomedy] Live dates: http://iamstandupcomedy.net [http://iamstandupcomedy.net/] Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-am-stand-up-comedy/id1568535873 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-am-stand-up-comedy/id1568535873] Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fhGEDrgJuV6dy7pfUxYIL?si=g2aH8CUcSbSPomNhPphAPQ [https://open.spotify.com/show/1fhGEDrgJuV6dy7pfUxYIL?si=g2aH8CUcSbSPomNhPphAPQ] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austincoleanderson [https://www.instagram.com/austincoleanderson] See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for privacy and opt-out information.

Buying a Quonset, saving a Mexican guy from being impaled, and remembering Chaz, who lived in a work trailer and showered on a pallet

🎙 Roman Numerals are confusing and the story of S.Pellegrino water. 🎙 A fascinating tale about a guy I saw at Barnes and Noble who had Jesus hair and a Jesus beard. And was wrapped in a Mexican shaw blanket. 🎙 In my early 20's I supervised construction projects. And that's where I met a ridiculous Human Being named Chaz who lived in a work trailer and showered on a pallet. 🎙 When you are young and impressionable, you do things that, when looking back, you realize they were douchey. 🎙 Jim Morrison's Dad, George Stephen Morrison, was a United States Navy admiral and was commander of the U.S. naval forces in the Gulf of Tonkin during the Gulf of Tonkin Incident of August 1964, which sparked an escalation of American involvement in the Vietnam War. 🎙 I Bought a massive Quonset to turn into a house and failed miserably. 🎙 I saved a Mexican guy from being impaled by a tree stump that was cut into a spike. 🎙 Puff Daddy throws a party that included a tiger and a woman bursting into flames. 🎙 And it's my hypothesis that the Tiger king person had sex with his tigers to show them he was the alpha tiger. Bonus Episodes every week: → https://www.patreon.com/iamstandupcomedy Live dates: http://iamstandupcomedy.net Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-am-stand-up-comedy/id1568535873 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fhGEDrgJuV6dy7pfUxYIL?si=g2aH8CUcSbSPomNhPphAPQ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austincoleanderson See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for privacy and opt-out information.

#3 - I Quit Drinking - Changed My Diet - Lost 50 Pounds | I Am StandUp comedy | Austin Anderson

A handful of guys who want to lose weight and regain their health recently asked me how I lost 50 pounds. This show is for them and anyone else who has struggled with their weight. I explain how I gave up things I loved, like booze and delicious foods, only to realize that those things I thought I loved were actually the enemy preventing me from living a more enjoyable life. If I can eradicate these unhealthy things from my life, so can you. I hope it helps and inspires those guys and you to defeat your bad habits, and you start your journey from wearing enormous pants to small pants. 🎙 A new show airs every Friday at 9 PM CDT, midnight EST. Bonus Episodes every week: → https://www.patreon.com/iamstandupcomedy Live dates: http://iamstandupcomedy.net Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-am-stand-up-comedy/id1568535873 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1fhGEDrgJuV6dy7pfUxYIL?si=g2aH8CUcSbSPomNhPphAPQ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austincoleanderso See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for privacy and opt-out information.

#1 - The American Pickers Cult | I Am StandUp comedy| Austin Anderson

* Mike from American Pickers is setting up a Cult where he is “the god of hoarders.” * Chipotle’s new digital service sucks, and the company was started by a white nerd who culturally appropriated Mexican food to make 200 million dollars. * People that whip around you and flip you off because you are going the speed limit are psychopaths. * Jesus died not only for sinners but also for the people who fill up gasoline in plastic bags and place the bags inside their vehicles. * At what age do humans stop getting food all over their faces when they eat? * I am against immortality because if people figure out how to live forever, they will continue making multiple star wars movies every year for eternity. And that is a Hell I cannot even fathom. I know I have the choice not to watch them, but I can’t even bear that they exist. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for privacy and opt-out information.