horror express

the star wars holiday special

AKA star wars: the rise of ipad kids we discuss the infamous special starring your favorite star wars characters like lumpawaru, bea arthur, chumbawumba, and the rest!

monster club halloween 3: witch's night out / the midnight hour

we're back with some more halloween witch magic: 2 forgotten halloween specials that were pretty decent. incredible synths! talking cloud people! levar burton! the smiths without morrissey!

horror express

this episode is brought to you by: benadryl. stay weird with benadryl. christopher lee, peter cushing, and telly savalas star in a rip off of "the thing" set on a train! we are talking about a legitimately fun movie for once! we also get off track a bit and talk about sandwiches.

nukie

check, one, one two. we finally are releasing our live commentary episode about the 1987 e.t. rip-off titled "nukie". it's also known as "n.u.k.i.e.", but the acronym is never explained. we manage to also discuss divination and fredric jameson. there is also a special guest cameo by one of the hosts of the late late capitalism show.

krull / willow

after a hiatus due to laziness in the editing room, we return with two movies you might have actually heard of before. they are two sci fi fantasy epics that tried really hard to be the next star wars and failed. we also manage to briefly discuss pringles and poochinski. it's a long episode, folks! also, check out krom's tree care & landscaping in davisburg michigan! we have no affiliation with them, but they seem cool. each to his fate.