S5.E139: Revenge of the 5th, Spirit Sale, eBay for Sale, Anti-Bullying Flag, Tennis Teams Triumph, Marsan Goes Long, Legend John Sterling

S5.E140: CT Top Birds, Edge of Tomorrow, Canadian Breakups, Korean Turmoil, Softball 400, Penguin Plunge Captain

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE MAYHEM! On this May 6th morning, our hosts kick things off by scouting the local competition—Connecticut’s top birds, featuring the heavy-hitting Robin and the "sad" Morning Dove! The action heats up at the news desk where Tomlin drops bombs about Edge of Tomorrow sequels and international turmoil from Canada to North Korea! Then, the Woodland softball team delivers a CRUSHING performance, securing their 400th program win while the Ridgefield Tigers take the mascot spotlight! BUT NOW, FOR THE MAIN EVENT! The Unified Sports crew enters the ring to announce the Mobile Penguin Plunge! On May 13th, the brave will face the ultimate test: a leap into a 40-degree container of COLD WATER in the courtyard to raise $2,500 for the Special Olympics! Captain Lucas is signed up and ready to plunge, but will the hosts have the guts to join him in the freezing depths? It’s a wild ride at Woodland Regional—don't you dare miss it!

S5.E139: Revenge of the 5th, Spirit Sale, eBay for Sale, Anti-Bullying Flag, Tennis Teams Triumph, Marsan Goes Long, Legend John Sterling

Step right up, Woodland Regional! It’s Tuesday, May 5th, otherwise known as "Revenge of the Fifth" and here is today’s Morning Mayhem recap! In our first round: Financial Frenzy! $45 buys you a chance to be a part owner of SpiritAirlines? Meanwhile, GameStop has a 56 billion bid for eBay! In global news, we’ve got a new orange anti-bullying flag and royal news as Princess Eugenie is expecting her third child. Back at school: Keep your eyes on the prize with early dismissal this Thursday DECA pickleball tournament on May 9th! In entertainment, the original Star Wars and Andor are the most-watched titles on Disney+, while the Super Mario Galaxy movie is chasing the $1 billion mark! Finally, sports! Our tennis teams "steamrolled" Watertown, and state-record javelin thrower Colby Marson is back in action! We also offer a final salute to the legendary Yankees announcer John Sterling. That’s the buzzer, folks! Keep those Chromebooks charged and have a winning day!

S5.E138: May the 4th Be With You, Teacher Appreciation Week, Air Mailed Pizza, Bookshelf Contest, Caitllyn Braun No Hitter, Top 75 Star WarsCharacters

May the Fourth, it is! Star Wars Day the Morning Mayhem celebrates. Top characters, USA Today has ranked; Darth Vader number one he is, while Yoda, number five I am. Teacher Appreciation Week, it also is. To the Hawk Wings meeting, students must go, and Chromebooks, charge them they should. News from Tomlin, strange it is. Cardboard drones Japan develops, and GPT 5.5, its own party it plans. In Texas, pizzas from the sky fall from drones. Speed in building furniture, Haley Mgali shows at the Flatpack World Championship. \In sports, Wolverines victorious are! Tennis and baseball win, and a perfect game, Caitlyn Braun threw. Mascot of Bullard Havens, the Tiger it is, not the Bulldog. Busy, this month will be with Fine Arts and forums. May the Force be with you, always.

S5.E137: May Day, Election Day, Free Tickets, Sinking Cities, Sports Updates, Mascot of the Day, Cast of The Drowsy Chaperone

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up for a wild ride with Woodland Regional’s very own Morning Mayhem! It is May Day, and according to the sources, the polls are open for an “old school” Election Day experience,. But that’s not all; hold onto your hats for a chance to snag free tickets to tonight’s big premiere,!Across the globe, the news desk reports on ancient Roman cups and the sinking streets of Mexico City,. On the field, Decker brings you the Mascot Question of the Day while our athletes gear up for tennis, baseball, and softball showdowns,,.The main attraction? Opening Night for The Drowsy Chaperone! Watch as the Man in Chair brings the 1920s to life with tap dancing, the Charleston, and a 10-foot elevated stage,,,. From secretive scares to knee-sliding antics, this senior-led cast is ready to soar,,. Don't miss the gangsters in pastry chef hats or the breakout solo performances tonight,! It’s Mayhem in the morning and magic on the stage

S5.E136: Not Live, Second Time Charm, Costco Hot Dogs, Minimum Wage, Boys Tennis and Softball Victorious, Veteran’s Forum Advisors

This transcript captures a live morning broadcast at Woodland Regional, where the hosts navigate technical difficulties while delivering school and national updates. The news segment covers topics ranging from Costco’s menu changes to proposed federal wage legislation and a unique historical AI tool. A significant portion of the program is dedicated to promoting the upcoming Veterans Forum, an annual school event that connects students with former service members to preserve their personal histories. The organizers explain that the event offers community service hours and emphasizes the importance of listening to the stories of veterans from various eras. Despite the initial broadcast issues, the show concludes by highlighting local sports results and offering ticket giveaways for a school theater production.